jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel 5:00 AM? They make an hour that small? The only reason to get up at 5:00 AM is if you are going to get pissed off enough to shoot some food. When I do get up that early I shoot some food and then go right back to bed. Also, if you call at an hour like that, somebody better be dying or someone will be dying. I have found that between 5:45AM and 7 there seems to be no traffic on the road around here. You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north. And instead of coming out of their driveways and going to the freeway, they tear ass down country roads at 60 and 70 miles an hour, at the same time the school buses are traveling the same roads at 40 miles per hour. I figure in the near future we will make the national news when some freaking yuppie rear ends a school bus. Jlf....there was a guy some while back (just prior to your buying your place) that said..."You see, some brilliant ass wipe decided to build a subdivision just south of my place. Another idiot built one just north." The subdivisions went in after I bought this place. That is what prompted the beginning of my plot to take over the planet.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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