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SAM boot camp


Sign me up!
  25% (3)
Do you take a check?
  8% (1)
I'm too skeerd to read this.
  41% (5)
I'm a pain slut bring it on!
  25% (3)


Total Votes : 12
(last vote on : 7/4/2006 2:37:20 PM)
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Wulfchyld -> SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 1:32:30 AM)

Greetings Masters and Mistresses.
 
Are you tired of that smart mouth sub or slave?
Are you sick of that puppy peeing on everything?
Are you just fed up with your sub/slave not following the rules?
 
I have great news for you!!!
 
Lokiwood slave camp is just what you need!
 
We can smack that smart mouth right off them!
We can electro-shock the pissy pup into quite a nice housebroken pet!
We can implement your rules so they will always be followed!
 
Using proven psychological terrorism and brutal discipline we can…
 
 
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
 
For a very meager fee you can subject your SAM to…
Torture
Punishment
Discipline
Confinement
And so much more….
 
Financing available.




gooddogbenji -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 1:47:21 AM)

Ummmmmmmm....  Loki, listen.....  ummmm....  You got a mop?

Yours,


benji


DON'T STEP THERE!!!  IT'S WET!!!




cuddleheart50 -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 3:23:38 AM)

Runs far away from the slave camp!!




missturbation -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 7:54:29 AM)

Please would you take me and Pete my rabbit - unbelievably hes less house trained than i am lol ?




LaTigresse -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 8:01:02 AM)

Where does one apply for a job?




truesub4u -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 8:04:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Runs far away from the slave camp!!


Don't slow down... unless you're wanting to get run over.......LOL




sublizzie -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 9:04:06 AM)

I think I'm glad I'm not SAM but am a very *nice* obedient submissive. Still, I'm walking VERY QUICKLY away from Loki's camp.

Why can't someone develop something like a BDSM matchmaking service? Come on, Loki, figure out a way to get all of the Dom/mes and sub/slaves connected with someone! eHarmony charges big bucks and doesn't come through. If you could make something that works, I'll bet you'd make a million.




Daddysredhead -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 9:12:12 AM)

There was a prototype on here once...  the matchmaking thread, but alas, I think you were looking a little more substantial.  LOL




TolerableCruelty -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 9:12:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.




LaTigresse -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 9:24:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TolerableCruelty

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.


hmmmmmmmm, but I never said what type of payment I would expect.......[;)]




Littlepita -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 10:37:03 AM)

I'm a good girl!! *Goes to hide in corner*




impishlilhellcat -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 10:39:07 AM)

Umm I can be a good girl, but I can also be a bit of a sam. However I kinda hate to point out the obvious but the beating, smacking, etc..... isn't that the wrong approach for a masochist?




Vendaval -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 4:18:09 PM)

Let Me take a couple of wild guesses here and say -
 
Dark chocolate and hot young women for LaTigresse
 
Cold beer and hot young women for T.R.
 
I will take some tri-tip, salsa and sangria with the hot young
men and women as payment. 
 
 
Vendaval
 
 
 


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: TolerableCruelty

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.


hmmmmmmmm, but I never said what type of payment I would expect.......[;)]





crouchingtigress -> RE: SAM boot camp (7/2/2006 5:10:41 PM)

*slips in something....looks over there at benji*......benji that camp is sounding better by the minute!




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