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Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 2:00:43 AM

AthenaSurrenders

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Alright, this has got to be one of you weirdos, right?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate

(no penis pictures included, don't worry)

Alternatively, who here has a weird post-sex routine?

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 2:58:07 AM

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i heard about these when a friend posted this link

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

one of the funniest things I've read. and no is the answer.

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 5:10:12 AM

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The classics on MN are a great way to while away an afternoon

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 5:41:11 AM

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Not a good idea to drink coffee (or anything) while reading this .... had to clean off my keyboard.

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 10:33:17 AM

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Unfortunately not, I go to the bathroom like everyone else, but it's a good idea though

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 1:46:28 PM

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laffin my ass off here,
as funny as the veet for men on amazon site
thankyou for posting this...LOL I Have to share

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 8:08:22 PM

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Not sure why but I read this as who wants a penis breaker. Kept thinking that until I read the cute stories. I just couldn't figure out why anyone would want a penis breaker.

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RE: Own up - who has the penis beaker? - 10/12/2013 8:15:38 PM

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I think Åndrea Dworkin had the prototype...

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