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Kirata -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 3:13:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi Anyone want to make a bet on who's sock this is? My first thought too! [:D] K.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 12:27:39 AM)
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ResidentSadist -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 12:29:58 AM)
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tweakabelle -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 1:03:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Years ago, I did ask the Lord to be spared hearing from from Bible thumping religious fanatics forever. Alas, my prayers haven't been answered .....

SerWhiteTiger -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 2:27:37 AM)
Because I don't have time to answer all your questions. Ask someone else.

SerWhiteTiger -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 2:28:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr FR [image]local://upfiles/1271250/B640C1CCBC8D48BD873FE53AA92F5B44.jpg[/image] Holy shit. That's a picture of the Bible! That proves it happened!!

Zonie63 -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 7:20:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!! Well, I do try to keep an open mind about religion, even though I consider myself agnostic. I don't think that asking Jesus would yield any clear, concise, or definitive answers. I suppose we all have doubts, fears, sadness, and confusion from time to time in our lives. It's just part of being human. If scripture is anything to go by, it is written that man was born to suffer. The way I see it, if Jesus wants to come down to Earth and take over all the governments of the world, I would not oppose Him. Until that day, however, I see the job of "Lord and Master" as currently being vacant. No one can rule in abstentia for very long.

mnottertail -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 7:33:37 AM)
Yeah, 2000 years ago, Jeebus says in my fathers house are many mansions, I go to prepare a place for you. Well, he let his mouth overload his ass, cuz all the contractors are in hell, for just cause. He ain't comin soon, he's only a mediocre carpenter, and will be some time, finishing up for the end times.

vincentML -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 8:48:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Yeah, 2000 years ago, Jeebus says in my fathers house are many mansions, I go to prepare a place for you. Well, he let his mouth overload his ass, cuz all the contractors are in hell, for just cause. He ain't comin soon, he's only a mediocre carpenter, and will be some time, finishing up for the end times. You obviously are ignoring the certainties announced recently by Rep. Bachmann. Shame on you [:D]

GotSteel -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 1:57:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lesplay4 Cool. Could you ask that One True Master of All - how long for a vegetarian lasagne in the oven, gas mark 6? Thanks. After much praying and fasting I have received an answer from the creator of the universe. [image]local://upfiles/566126/5B38C280520A4F0D8ABA1416B7CDB835.jpg[/image]

Lesplay4 -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 2:08:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GotSteel quote: ORIGINAL: Lesplay4 Cool. Could you ask that One True Master of All - how long for a vegetarian lasagne in the oven, gas mark 6? Thanks. After much praying and fasting I have received an answer from the creator of the universe. [image]local://upfiles/566126/5B38C280520A4F0D8ABA1416B7CDB835.jpg[/image] So I'm guessing worshipping balls is not the way to go? That's one more myth debunked. Thanks for trying.

mnottertail -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 2:10:49 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5J9dT8edk And thats the way it is.

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 3:03:46 PM)
Damnit! Would somebody tell me how to attach a picture to a post on these forums?

PyrotheClown -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 3:14:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle Damnit! Would somebody tell me how to attach a picture to a post on these forums? Why Don'tcha ask JEEEZOUS!!! No really,I know this great IT guy named Jesus,pardon his thick Spanish accent.

Moonhead -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 5:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Yeah, 2000 years ago, Jeebus says in my fathers house are many mansions, I go to prepare a place for you. Well, he let his mouth overload his ass, cuz all the contractors are in hell, for just cause. He ain't comin soon, he's only a mediocre carpenter, and will be some time, finishing up for the end times. Jess the Carpenter, like Ron the Plumber and Bob the Builder?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 6:06:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks Probably not the best place to advertise but.....:)

GotSteel -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 8:59:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lesplay4 So I'm guessing worshipping balls is not the way to go? That's one more myth debunked. Thanks for trying. Only if you don't engage in confirmation bias, as long as you record the hits and ignore the misses the magic ball works every time.

MrRodgers -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 10:06:54 PM)
If the Jesus you refer to existed at all, he was a pissed off carpenter that was getting just a little too popular among the Roman peasants. Or, more believable, again, IF he existed at all...was an alien.

Arturas -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 10:25:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks God never left. He never had to leave and if he left how could he be there for you? I think he never left and he and your brothers and sisters will guide you even if you don't ask because they love you. Not much guidance is needed since we all were born with the knowledge of good and bad. But, we will make mistakes and bad choices and it would be good if we learned something out of this experience and so he will let us grow up and learn by making mistakes while never ever letting you be really hurt badly, after all, don't you let your kids make mistakes but save them from being really hurt? I think that in this context death is not being hurt either because we all must die and who would subject their children to something horrible if he could avoid it and, after all, he is God so he could avoid it. Plus, you must know already that death seems bad especially in the Western World but you also know that those who have died and were resuscitated never ever fear death again knowing death is really a rebirth and the pain and joy of this world and this life was just an opportunity for you. So, God does not need to return, he is here, he will guide you even if you do not ask just as your children don't have to ask, and will do nothing horrible to you no matter what you do here just as you would treat your children.

Arturas -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/14/2013 11:04:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SerWhiteTiger quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr FR [image]local://upfiles/1271250/B640C1CCBC8D48BD873FE53AA92F5B44.jpg[/image] Holy shit. That's a picture of the Bible! That proves it happened!! It is certainly a Bible. A collection of different books offering ancient history, wise teachings and a morality, none seeking to prove anything since presumably God does not need to prove anything to us, and I believe that is so, but instead is meant to expand on what each man and woman already know from birth, the knowledge of right and wrong. It is one of many each offered by different religions as a moral code for living. I've read it and I especially recommend the "Book of Proverbs" for a source of wisdom. Wisdom and morality can indeed be found in the Bible.

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