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Apocalypso -> RE: BDSMStreak (10/18/2013 6:45:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TigressLily


Hey, what have you got against Coldplay?


In an ideal world? A Sherman tank.

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That's it, you'll never be my sub (not that you give a flying f*ck).


Back atcha. I don't want you pretending I'm Chris bloody Martin. [;)]

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I suppose you can't stand U2 either. [:D]


The Joshua Tree was an alright album. But, since then, Bono is on a quest to become the most punchable man in music. He has succeeded. "Ooo, look at me, I'm meeting the pop and I'm wearing sunglasses". FUCK OFF BONO.

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(You gotta love M83, tell me you don't get into them with a straight face.


Actually, they're not bad at all.
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The Naked and Famous?


They would be ok if they hadn't decided to pick the second worst band name in the history of rock. (The worst is "Dirty Pretty Things" if you were wondering. I know it's from a film. That is no excuse).

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Kasabian?


Living proof that Britpop was an almost entirely malign influence on music.

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Bastille?


Too bland to hate. And the lead singer has the charisma of a trout. A dead trout.

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Dan Black?


Actually, one of the better pop acts around. No Daphne & Celeste. But who is?

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While we're at, let's get rid of all these married wankers looking for on-line action and/or NSA play partners because they're too cheap to hire a ProDomme.



And people called Rupert. What kind of name is Rupert? One that must not be. That's what kind of name it is.




TigressLily -> RE: BDSMStreak (10/18/2013 7:08:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Apocalypso

Back atcha. I don't want you pretending I'm Chris bloody Martin. [;)]


That's right, just go ahead and burst my fantasy bubble. . . .

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Bono is on a quest to become the most punchable man in music. He has succeeded. "Ooo, look at me, I'm meeting the pop and I'm wearing sunglasses". FUCK OFF BONO.


I knew it, I knew it was a personal grudge. I suppose you don't like Quentin Tarantino either?

As for The Naked and Famous, Kasabian and Bastille, their lead singers' voices are SO sexy, OMG! They can smell like trout for all I care. (Except for all those pesky little bones, yuck.)


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And people called Rupert. What kind of name is Rupert? One that must not be. That's what kind of name it is.


Egads, I second the motion. And Archie. Archibald is even worse.




ShaharThorne -> RE: BDSMStreak (10/18/2013 7:14:43 PM)

I think I had a great great grandpa named Archibald...so the family chose Ernest and John for the kids...




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