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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/24/2013 4:55:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Annnnd now the laughing is over. Seriously Peon, if we were in a sitcom right now, a record-player scratch would have just played and everyone would be looking at you uncomfortably in recognition of the fact that someone tried to join in on the spontaneous play on words but missed the target by a mile and ended up in truly creepy territory.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/24/2013 4:57:43 PM   
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Annnnd now the laughing is over. Seriously Peon, if we were in a sitcom right now, a record-player scratch would have just played and everyone would be looking at you uncomfortably in recognition of the fact that someone tried to join in on the spontaneous play on words but missed the target by a mile and ended up in truly creepy territory.



What was so creepy about that? Now if he hadn't said hose them down first I could see it...

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/24/2013 5:41:48 PM   
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Woman Stew:

Find 1 large woman or 2 smaller women

4 pounds carrots

10 pounds potatoes

4 pounds celery

10 pounds onions

1 pound garlic

6 pounds tomatoes

3 gallons dry red wine

5 gallons water

Salt and Pepper to taste

Seasonings to taste

Two rabbits (Optional. See note)

Clean and debone the women and cut into bite sized cubes. Dice the celery, Potato, Carrot, and Onion. Chop the garlic and tomato. Saute the veggies and garlic in olive oil. Add the cubed women. Add the wine and water, enough to cover. Add the seasonings and herbs to taste. Bring to rapid boil, cover and simmer for about 5 hours, stirring occasionally. NOTE: Prepare rabbits but be sure to ask your guests first before adding them. Not everyone wants hare in their stew.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/24/2013 7:21:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: Caius

Annnnd now the laughing is over. Seriously Peon, if we were in a sitcom right now, a record-player scratch would have just played and everyone would be looking at you uncomfortably in recognition of the fact that someone tried to join in on the spontaneous play on words but missed the target by a mile and ended up in truly creepy territory.



What was so creepy about that? Now if he hadn't said hose them down first I could see it...




Lol, yep coulda been far creepier, lol


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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/24/2013 9:37:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hot Girl Sundaes are awesome. But, if I have to, I'll settle for a Hot Girl Sunday.

Sadly, the way it's looking, I'll be lucky to have a hot girl, some day.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 2:31:13 AM   
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On behalf of the sisterhood, those of us who appreciate Oral Worship, you're very welcome. Plus I see that you're a Dom. *tips imaginary hat*

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I've never understood the issue with eating a girl. I always thought the sweatier she was the better it tasted I can't get enough! Something about a girls pussy and ass mmm. There's no point to this post just my way of saying thank you to all those women out there for having a crotch lol.


Factoid FYI. Men with a higher alkaline PH are drawn to women with higher acidity. This may be why sweatiness appeals to you. These PH levels fluctuate. As a general rule, you can tell your overall alkalinity/acidity by whether you are cavity prone. If you are not, then you have higher alkalinity.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 2:45:13 AM   
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Dare you to not have Warrant's song "Cherry Pie" flash through your mind while reading this thread and the responses



I always have that song going through my head



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ALWAYS




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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 4:59:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		This question strikes me a lot like the question why are men so stupid (sorry guys) The correct answer, of course, being they are just born that way. Personally I have never eaten a woman. Licked a few but never eaten. Men on the other hand I have had all the way down my throat and I suggest that the proper way to prepare them is to slowly roast them over a low flame until their fat begins to pop like bacon, their eyes roll back in their heads, and their legs start to twitch. Apply a liberal amount of water to kept them moist (don't worry spit works) and if you are anything like me a couple shots of whiskey won't hurt (don't give those to him they are for you) Be sure to look for one that is firm but tender on the inside because for some reason they taste better and never forget that young meat is often more flexible if you are hoping to do something intricate and time consuming. This recipe prepared for about six and a half hours has always worked well for me. Happy cooking.
*Oh* and if the above for some reason fails to produce the desired results.....just tie his legs together, shove an apple in his mouth, and tenderize him like you would any other bad piece of meat.
**side note* I find peon very amusing and wouldn't mind shoving him in an oven myself.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 5:10:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

This question strikes me a lot like the question why are men so stupid (sorry guys) The correct answer, of course, being they are just born that way. Personally I have never eaten a woman. Licked a few but never eaten. Men on the other hand I have had all the way down my throat and I suggest that the proper way to prepare them is to slowly roast them over a low flame until their fat begins to pop like bacon, their eyes roll back in their heads, and their legs start to twitch. Apply a liberal amount of water to kept them moist (don't worry spit works) and if you are anything like me a couple shots of whiskey won't hurt (don't give those to him they are for you) Be sure to look for one that is firm but tender on the inside because for some reason they taste better and never forget that young meat is often more flexible if you are hoping to do something intricate and time consuming. This recipe prepared for about six and a half hours has always worked well for me. Happy cooking.
*Oh* and if the above for some reason fails to produce the desired results.....just tie his legs together, shove an apple in his mouth, and tenderize him like you would any other bad piece of meat.
**side note* I find peon very amusing and wouldn't mind shoving him in an oven myself.

Yanno....Im all "glowy" now...now where are the apples n scotch:)

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 7:30:18 AM   
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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 7:40:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		nope, me too as He and I were talking about the film recently. He's just downloaded it for me to watch.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 7:54:21 AM   
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nope, me too as He and I were talking about the film recently. He's just downloaded it for me to watch.

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Good. I thought maybe something was wrong with me.....

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 11:44:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: tommonymous

Hot Girl Sundaes are awesome. But, if I have to, I'll settle for a Hot Girl Sunday.

Sadly, the way it's looking, I'll be lucky to have a hot girl, some day.



I'd rather have a girl Friday myself, but then I always thought I needed a wife. Since I can't have one of those, a girl Friday would be great. And I wouldn't even eat her, because then she wouldn't be any good any more.....

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 5:21:06 PM   
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Am I the only one who's reminded of Soylent Green?????



I was an extra in Soylent Green. Didn't even know Edward G. Robinson was in it until I read his obituary.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 8:22:26 PM   
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I'd rather have a girl Friday myself, but then I always thought I needed a wife. Since I can't have one of those, a girl Friday would be great. And I wouldn't even eat her, because then she wouldn't be any good any more.....



Well, actually, you can have your Girl Friday and eat her, too. I know I sure as hell would.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 9:37:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JustTheTipp

I've never understood the issue with eating a girl. I always thought the sweatier she was the better it tasted I can't get enough! Something about a girls pussy and ass mmm. There's no point to this post just my way of saying thank you to all those women out there for having a crotch lol.


Ya know....I think it's nice to be thankful but....I'm also thinking they don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/25/2013 11:49:45 PM   
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well its not like we can help what we were born with, or its natural flavour, beyond hygiene....so seems kinda rife for the responses.:)
Yeah, no additives, especially sugary ones on my bits please... M


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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/26/2013 12:43:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have some alcohol swabs ready for door #2 and some tongue action.
For door # 1 I just dive in. And they do taste very nice when they're really wet!

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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/26/2013 6:14:51 AM   
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honey garlic sauce
or
caramel and white cohoclate chips


Or a Jammy Dodger .


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RE: Why are woman so tasty? - 10/26/2013 6:22:35 AM   
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