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Wulfchyld -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:09:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Is there a party, and why am i not invited?


I think your Master my object to my party habits. 




Wulfchyld -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:11:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

Great!!! Can my kinky daughter and her Domly b/f come along for the ride...I do so hate traveling alone


Sure! If we can auction him off. We will call it a test of character. *wicked evil grin*




missturbation -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:11:29 PM)

 yes we love those that come to plunder rape and pillage - well i do anyway lol.




desertdancer -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:13:07 PM)

gosh darn it I went off to get myself a life and LOOK just LOOk at all that I missed! * pouts..prettily*

~dancer




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:13:07 PM)

Loki, thank you for sticking up for me... that is awesome... but yes, i do know him....  he is my annoying friend.... he has been in love with me since elementry school... I have told him to not act like that.... i told him to have more respect for me, and the boards.... [:D]




litleone8620 -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:13:14 PM)

What Master doesn't know won't hurt him.  [:D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:14:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

I shall beat you, red, but not to death. Death is reserved for my jokes LOL.


How about the massage?  Can a redhead get that while she waits?  Seeing how you live for massages and all, I don't want you to suffer the same fate as your brilliant Twilight Zone joke.

And for the rest of you who bypassed Level's genius, please let me explain before I explode into tears for the joke that was never realized.

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ORIGINAL: lofa

them's the smelly bubbles in the bathtub



[image]http://www.scifi.com/twilightzone/img/ins_01.jpg[/image]

Level was making a low-key comment on the first-time poster's statement about smelly bubbles that nothing to do with anything that was previously mentioned and that was a reply to a post made 11 times before his own.  The joke that was not recognized except by Level and myself was that the poster was obviously somewhere in The Twilight Zone when he made his post.  Not that Little's grandmother watched black and white tv or that CM members are from the TZ...  althoughthis poor dear man from post # 78 was... 
(I hate explaining the funny stuff, but felt I had to...[sm=river.gif])
Please, Level, just massage and beat me...  (I promise to get Daddy's permission first) 
Know what, I think I'm in subspace right now from having to explain...  LMAO... 
[sm=crop.gif] 

~ Daddys [sm=preen.gif]




SavageFaerie -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:15:35 PM)

I wanna know who told you that I have issues with lefts and rights...pointing or go thataway works better for me.

*thinking* actually pointing works for me..yep yep most definetly




Wulfchyld -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:16:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Loki, thank you for sticking up for me... that is awesome... but yes, i do know him....  he is my annoying friend.... he has been in love with me since elementry school... I have told him to not act like that.... i told him to have more respect for me, and the boards.... [:D]


You may want to remind him. He will not find a very warm welcome here with that kind of behavior.  Flirting and havening fun is all good but that was very crude.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:16:12 PM)

warms up the lil bootie with sum of this.....[sm=whip.gif] hits a symphonic crescendo with sum of this.....     [sm=crop.gif]      and then just to make sure she thoroughly exhausts the girl into a puddle on the floor gives her some of the old heave ho   [sm=whap.gif] for at least 20 minutes....and then delights in her tears




litleone8620 -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:17:15 PM)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it makes sense now. Jeez you would think i was still drunk.




missturbation -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:17:19 PM)

I have an excuse - uk and usa sense of humours differ lol




Wulfchyld -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:17:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

What Master doesn't know won't hurt him.  [:D]


You are absolutely right. But it will make his arm very tired from hurting you.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:17:57 PM)

hunny, i have problems with left and rights too.... so it's ok.. i also stagger when I'm sober, studder when I'm upset, and cry when I'm really mad.... i don't know what the hell that has to do with anything, but i thought i would let you all know!  lol




litleone8620 -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:18:57 PM)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CT you know how to get my juices flowing. Though Master uses the paddle when he's punishing me. Are you punishing me?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:19:00 PM)

 

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

I wanna know who told you that I have issues with lefts and rights...pointing or go thataway works better for me.

*thinking* actually pointing works for me..yep yep most definetly


*Points at his feet*

How's that grab ya?




Level -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:19:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I shall beat you, red, but not to death. Death is reserved for my jokes LOL.


How about the massage?  Can a redhead get that while she waits?  Please, Level, just massage and beat me...  (I promise to get Daddy's permission first) 
Know what, I think I'm in subspace right now from having to explain...  LMAO... 
[sm=crop.gif] 

~ Daddys [sm=preen.gif]


Massage and a beating......... what could be wrong with that??
 
But yes, your daddy would have to send you over with a signed permission slip [:)].




litleone8620 -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:20:15 PM)

He's a sadist. He doesn't care if his arms hurts, he just cares if he hurts me. Within reason, of course.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:20:21 PM)

lil one do you have a Master?




SavageFaerie -> RE: Will you marry me? (7/2/2006 8:20:26 PM)

You might want to rethink auctioning him off. He is fixing to go babysit Trumps's helicopter for 2 weeks, this could prove useful in hunting and gathering everyone for relocation




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