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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

All of the above is good advice, and works great, however, you must take some precautions against future problems.

Follow the steps outlined below.

1) Build a large stone alter on top of a Mayan style pyramid.
Can I hire someone to take care of this step? I don't think my back will handle even a small stone alter...especially not at the top of a pyramid.

2) At midnight on a night with a full moon, gather 20 beautiful legal age virgins.
Uh...you do realize it is 2013, right? Where the hell am I going to find 20 legal age virgins?

3) have sex with each one of them on the alter making sure they have multiple orgasms.
Not a problem. (Uh...what's sex? I forget.)

4) Complete this task before the first light of dawn.
After attempting to sexually satisfy 20 legal age virgins, multiple times, in one night I can see how my computer problems would be over since, to the best of my knowledge, the dead don't need computers.

The computer gods are female, and clearly you have done nothing to appease them.

I was married for eleven years. If the computer gods are anything like my ex then THERE IS NO APPEASING THEM. You just wait for them to cool off and hope you survive.