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All things considered.... - 10/26/2013 12:14:50 PM

jlf1961

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Today would be a good day to swim with hungry sharks in chummed water, or do jumping jacks in a mine field, go sky diving with a toy parachute....

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/26/2013 6:47:05 PM

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Wow..you must have had a bad day...remember..tomorrow will be a better day most likely!

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/26/2013 8:44:27 PM

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Wow..you must have had a bad day...remember..tomorrow will be a better day most likely!

If that was his day today tomorrow almost HAS to be better.

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/26/2013 10:39:32 PM

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Hope you found time to ease the leftover aches with a good strong drink, in your favorite chair, Jlf.

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/27/2013 12:16:41 AM

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Someone give Jeff something strong...

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/27/2013 9:15:20 AM

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Hope you found time to ease the leftover aches with a good strong drink, in your favorite chair, Jlf.

Actually, I did.

But I figured that anyone could put their "all things considered" comments here as well.

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/27/2013 9:20:50 AM

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Sounds like Jeff just needs a little tlc.

Perhaps you should buy yourself an antique gun and take it apart on the kitchen table, muttering something about next time?
It's not the gun, the reaction that you'll get from those ladies you live with.....priceless.
that'll fix everything .

I'll get my popcorn.

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/27/2013 11:29:59 AM

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Sounds like Jeff just needs a little tlc.

Perhaps you should buy yourself an antique gun and take it apart on the kitchen table, muttering something about next time?
It's not the gun, the reaction that you'll get from those ladies you live with.....priceless.
that'll fix everything .

I'll get my popcorn.

Cant buy a another gun right now, in the process of remodeling part of the house, my room and one of the living rooms. Getting really tired of looking at painted dry wall, and we have to have the fireplace redone, there are cracks in the back of the firebox.

We dont use the room with the fireplace much because of the awkward lay out, the fire place is in a corner, then two feet from the fireplace is a set of windows.

Trying to figure out how to make it work is part of what got to me yesterday, add to that my sis was in a bad mood because my niece's boyfriend created a whole new level of being an ass.

Then the car that he talked my niece into buying for $450 (red flag price) developed a major radiator leak and left her and damian stuck in town while his dad tried to fix it.

It was a Murphy's Law day.

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RE: All things considered.... - 10/27/2013 6:38:42 PM

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Install geek hat

That sounds like something an elderly Klingon would say.

Hang up geek hat.

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