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freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ (10/31/2013 5:15:09 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
They want someone handsome,
That's a somewhat subjective statement.
To some, I'm as ugly as sin, yet my OH worships the ground I walk on and thinks I'm the dogs bollox.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
has a job,
I don't work but I have a livable income. Does that count?
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
ALL their teeth (like THAT's realistic),
Ummm... Yes, I do.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
working car (good tires),
Yep, I do. It's only just 3 years old and I don't owe a single red cent on it.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
hair,
Yep. A few strands of grey but it's all there and not receeding.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
taller than they are
At barely 5ft2" tall that does narrow the market somewhat for me.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
bathes more than 3 times a week,
I do - every single day, at least once.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
brushes their teeth,
Yep.
Maybe not as much as the dentist would like, but at least once a day.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
puts their socks away
Of course!! Why wouldn't you??
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
.....wtf ladies?????
Maybe that question should be aimed at you Lookie? [:D]
ETA: And I'll draw my pension in less than a decade from now.
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