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My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/1/2013 2:39:17 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I have come up with a good reason to win the jackpot in the lotto. I am going to help some women find out how strong their relationships are.

I plan to give each women I deal with on a regular basis $10 grand and see how they explain it to their husbands.

What would you do along these lines?

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/1/2013 2:54:12 PM   
TigressLily


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I plan to give each women I deal with on a regular basis $10 grand and see how they explain it to their husbands.


Dammit--so I already have to have a husband? Any exceptions, jlf?

Anyway, you should at least get some cuddling sessions out of it. (See how those wives explain THAT to their husbands!)

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/1/2013 3:21:21 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		I would say
" a very kind and generous friend of mine won the lottery and wanted to share his good fortune."

Oh. Look over there.

Butterfly.

And hopefully he would get immediately distracted.

Lol. Not married either. :(

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/1/2013 3:24:36 PM   
DesFIP


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Why wouldn't they?

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/1/2013 4:49:08 PM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Tell him the truth.

Why wouldn't they?


You forget, I am a cynic, I firmly believe that the gift will cause major problems.

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/2/2013 5:29:14 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		How about give me the money and explain it to Mom?

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/2/2013 5:42:42 AM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

How about give me the money and explain it to Mom?


I was going to hire 20 straight male strippers to wake you every morning for a year.

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/2/2013 8:28:35 AM   
theshytype


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I'd tell my husband the truth. If it caused problems, well then I suppose that means he didn't trust me as much as I had thought.

In which case, I'd find it necessary to hunt you down and thank you for the monetary gift in the best way I know how. Annoy the crap out of you for a year, every morning, with an overly perky greeting at 7:00 am.

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/6/2013 7:00:49 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Shy, you'd have to wake him up at about 4:30 am or so. Either the dogs, his nephew or the coffee maker wake him up earlier than 7 am.

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/6/2013 7:43:43 PM   
theshytype


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/6/2013 8:37:04 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/6/2013 9:51:34 PM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		If you win the lottery, I just want you to know my ol' lady will give me never-ending grief if I suddenly received a ten grand gift out of the blue. Just sayin'...>whistles innocently<

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/7/2013 3:17:54 AM   
RottenJohnny


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Status: offline 		Hell, if you wanna give her 10k, I'd happily send my ol' lady down there to blow you every morning for a month.

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/8/2013 12:27:41 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Pfffffttttt. I win. You forget, I've already mentioned several of your posts to MP and even read a few of them out loud to him to give him a familiarity with you.

Not to mention, we're poly and have a lot of community ties. While yours would be on a much larger scale, it's not like he isn't used to people giving Me toys, gifts, contributions to the wax projects, etc.

I'm pretty sure you already know that I'd tell the truth. Plus, I've got the thread to prove you were trying to be mischievous.


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/8/2013 7:01:12 AM   
theshytype


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You're eeeeeebil!!!!


Awww. That's so nice of you!

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/8/2013 7:44:31 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/8/2013 2:05:13 PM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/9/2013 5:21:50 AM   
garyFLR


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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/12/2013 4:18:33 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I've got the thread to prove you were trying to be mischievous.



What she said

Beside, my partner would just be glad, that I'd be able to clear my debts to my ex as well as my student loan faster that way, than without your gifts

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RE: My evil side is rearing its ugly head.... - 11/15/2013 7:02:49 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I've been married for 23 years. I am quite certain Generic Dude would be thrilled at the windfall.

Then we would start arguing how to invest it.....

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