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LookieNoNookie -> I'm gonna change my profile... (11/2/2013 6:48:12 PM)

...Just like some of the chics on here....ostensibly (purportedly) looking for a decent guy.

They have pictures of diamonds, pearls, staircases that go to the clouds....

The assumption (I presume) is....you (the guy) need to provide those things and...if you do....yes....you can have that girl.

I'm gonna change my profile to show pics of Pamela Anderson, guys fucking girls every 4 - 6 hours (ndicative of....you need to be that kind of girl....constantly thinking about fucking....constantly), her standing in the kitchen with 7 inch heels, an apron (which is really nothing more than occasional thread), hair voluminously flowing over her hayud like a cat or a tiger, shaved everywhere ('cept of course, her hayud), images of her shopping endlessly for threadlike nighties, bent over at every possible occasion.

And....of course (natch), I'll have an Amazon account that they can buy me shit.

Look for it.





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