normalgirl74
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I’ve decided to share one of my bad but funny (in that way that only happens to Tracey) stories with you all.
I met this guy online and we seemed to hit it off well enough to warrant meeting up. I get my girlfriend to tag along and we meet him up at a Denny’s near his place late one night (after we had been at a party earlier that night, which is another GREAT story to tell later on).
This meeting was just a friendly, vanilla meet and greet. We all meet up and he is great. Very good looking, super funny and just what seemed like a real normal kind of guy. He kept us laughing all night. He had a steady job, a great sense of humor and seemed pretty easy going. Just my kind of guy. My gf gave the thumbs up approval and so I agreed to a second date.
We meet up and have a lovely vanilla date. It was fun. As I get to know him I find him funny but a little over the top. He is always trying to impress when there isn’t always a need. I’m a pretty laid back kind of girl, there is never a need for anything other than reality. Anyways, the night goes on and we end up back at his place. We’ve had a few drinks and I know that if asked, I was going to sleep with him. We eventually end up in the bedroom.
Things are going great. The mood is set and we are totally into each other. I’m pretty excited and just can’t wait to see where this was going. All the sudden he starts talking in different accents. At first I giggle, I’m kind of unsure what the fuck is going on. I’m sure I’m not hearing things right. I pull myself out of the sex fog and listen closely to what he is saying. Sure enough he is talking dirty in different accents. I kid you not. What is worse, he was HORRIBLE at accents. I’ve lived all over the world and have been around accents my whole adult life. This was some crazy shit going on. I’m kind of freaked out and really just want to get this entire thing over with. We need to talk about his joking around in bed.
We finish up rather quickly. I pull out all the tricks to get him to cum quickly. I just want out of there! After we are dressed, we are sitting around chatting and I bring up the accents. Turns out he is a professional comedian (so he says) and accents are one of his specialties. He knew I had traveled and thought that maybe I’d be turned on by his hobby I was floored. I thought for sure a camera crew was going to pop out any minute and tell me this was all a joke. He went on and on how he used to be on the comedy club circuit and finally had to decide between paying the bills in real life or chasing after his hobby.
I gave him one more try a few weeks later and he again did the voices while in bed. This time I stopped our play and bluntly told him to stop. He stopped, for about 10 mins before going right back to doing them. I couldn’t believe it. It was soooo creepy. Who does this? Maybe I’m off point here but I don’t think this is a normal kink for most girls.
I left that night, never to return again.
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A funny date gone bad..... - 
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