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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 11:08:07 AM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		I have gotten more laughs out of this thread then any other. If anyone would like to question him be my guest, I'm sure he will run you around in circles like he did me.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 11:44:55 AM   
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quote:

I have gotten more laughs out of this thread then any other. If anyone would like to question him be my guest, I'm sure he will run you around in circles like he did me.


I agree! If there are any awards for best threads then I would like to nominate and vote for this thread as either best comedy thread or best "People-who-take-this-way-too-serious" thread.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 12:05:16 PM   
smile2cu


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bring $100,000.00 in small bills to Redondo Beach and put them in the garbage container on the corner of Avenue I and the Esplanade.
Hi Emperor Merc and your consort beth, Your gargage container must have one of the best views in the world! Only fitting for part of the Emperor's Court.


But for those of you who scoff at the idea of people being grand, I guess I'll have to let the secret out: My Mother's Mother was a Grand Mother. Not only that, but Her Mother was a Great Grand Mother. You may all bow....

Thank Yuuuu!

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 12:47:10 PM   
AlphaGeek


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Status: offline 		Wow! This supersecret ancient Grand Master Training Academy must be *really* secret, Google has nothing pertinent! LOL

I'm not the most well travelled in the RL community, but nobody I've talked to in three RL organizations, including BR in DC, has heard of this outfit. LOL

However, if being banned from consideration by him and his ilk is the consequence for questioning him, perhaps the silence would be worth the price. *chuckle*

Alpha_Geek, a Grand Master Geek because I rtfm'ed many service manuals from an ancient but unnamed computer manufacturer in Fort Worth, TX.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 12:53:20 PM   
INSIDEYOURMIND


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Status: offline 		After considerable research, and hours of tireless digging through super secret files, I was able to find the list of reading material needed to become a Grand Master.

My Experiences in the Scene by Eva A. Wannabe

Polish Rope Bondage

Lorena Bobbit's Guide to CBT

Personal Limits by Dennis Rodman

Bullwhip Mastery in 5 Minutes by Ima Dreamin

Being Submissive by Bill Gates

The SAM's Book of Manners

Domming for Dummies

Medical Play by Jack Kevorkian, M.D.

Cooking with Scat

People I Would Never Play With by Madonna

My Life in Drag by Rev. Jerry Falwell

Out of the Closet: The Politician's Guide to Public Perversion

Brilliant Career Moves by Marv Albert

Disney's Guide to Wholesome Family Perversions

Erotic Strangulation by the Boston Strangler

Fisting Safely by Captain Hook

The Pervert's Guide to Right Wing Acceptance

The Fine Art of Negotiation by Howie Dodat

My Kinky Lovers by Van Ila

Safe and Easy Knife Play by Vincent Van Gogh

Safe, Sane and Consensual Kinks by Ted Bundy

Inescapable Bondage by Harry Houdini

Jeffrey Dahmer's Guide to Oral

Consensual Biting by Mike Tyson

Acceptable Kinks by John Paul II

Polyamorous Marriages by Mother Theresa

You Too Can Be A Gorean Slave Girl by Hillary Clinton

Corset Training - How to Get The Figure That Drives Men Wild by Roseanne Arnold Barr

Dominance - Your Attitude is Everything by Steven Wright

Consensual Non-consensuality by Monica Lewinsky




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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 3:33:51 PM   
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After considerable research, and hours of tireless digging through super secret files, I was able to find the list of reading material needed to become a Grand Master.


ROFLMAO!!!

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/29/2004 7:51:41 PM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!! Thank you, that was the best laugh that I have had in a while (well, since this morning anyway )

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 6:04:32 AM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		If you would like to see what little information he did give me you can see it here. His collarme screen name is not given, but perhaps someone else can get moreinformation out of it then I did.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 6:41:13 AM   
happypervert


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Status: offline 		That is some amusing information, siamsa. Thanks for, um, "enlightening" us. After reading about the grandiose fantasy he had created, for some strange reason it reminded me of this one that is on the opposite side of the scale. Wouldn't surprise me if both were created by the same person.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 8:09:37 AM   
proudsub


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for some strange reason it reminded me of this one that is on the opposite side of the scale.


That was hilarious!!

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 8:47:37 AM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		I will be adding on to it when I get the time, I haven't gotten the chance to add the messages that I recieved from a certain "Mistress" whom I believe is this same individual using a different screen name.
I will let everyone know when that is set up.

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 11:54:34 AM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		The whole conversation as it stands at this time is now online, including a new character! I will continue updating as I recieve more e-mails so check back from time to time

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 1:14:15 PM   
perverseangelic


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ORIGINAL: siamsa24

The whole conversation as it stands at this time is now online, including a new character! I will continue updating as I recieve more e-mails so check back from time to time



Where? Where? If you can't post a link here, please send it to me?

As you see in my journal here ( :) ) I'm kinda a whore for this kind of stuff


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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 1:18:06 PM   
ModeratorThree


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The "super secret society" will become public so they may file legal action against you.. you ...little ole you..

Imagine the power you now have! You have brought to the front the SSS convention, and all thier super secrets. I do wonder however, if they are so "secret", why they would be on a public personal's website and why they would share their information so freely.. hmmm

She even felt it prudent to inform you she was a lesbian and only had sex with one man.. so much for "secrets" eh.


Mod3

I wonder, is there a secret handshake
do they have decoder rings?
Is there *a* cave or several across the country.
Which one has the super powers of being invisable while naked?


* I need a nap now, my head may asplode..::laughs::..*

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 1:19:31 PM   
ModeratorThree


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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 2:37:04 PM   
Nvernilla


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Status: offline 		Hmmmm whats that place called...Hogwarts isn't it? I presonally come from a background where "Grand Master" means a 10th degree black belt, so I'd have to laugh at this one LOL...Mike

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 3:05:29 PM   
topcat


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Status: offline 		Midear Princess-

I am jumping in a little late here, but there are a few actual 'Grand Masters' in the scene. It has been bestowed by an Atlanta organisation on (as I recall) two people who have been very active in the scene for a number of years. I imagine it came with a plaque or the like.

I also believe there is a transgender top 'Grand Master' named ??Tam?? in SF or out west somewhere- a similar sort of life experiance award, I believe.

But the fellow you write of is just so silly it defies words....

Stay warm,
Lawrence

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 3:40:15 PM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		Mike,

The tenth degree black belt is actually the first thing that I thought of too, although I have never known anyone within my style to get that far. I know one Soke (eighth degree), but it will be at least another 30 years before he gets to 10th. I also know that it is very rude to refer to yourself by your own title in martial arts (at least in my style) it is a mark of respect that others give to you, you don't give it to yourself so I was rather confused.

-Di

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 6:46:49 PM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		I think that the drama is over at last. I called their bluff on the legal action and they have nothing more to say. Score one for Di

Check out the whole thing!

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RE: "Grand Master" - 11/30/2004 10:40:10 PM   
perverseangelic


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Status: offline 		I'm blind. :) On my moniter the colors of the links blend.

Thanks!

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