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DerbyDelight -> Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 3:35:09 AM)

Want to see my erotica! I can't seem to copy it from my files to here. Techies here are horrible! So message me or go to Fetlife Delight4Dom to enjoy some fantastic writing. Go to page 4 to find my best! <3 DerbyDelight



DarkSteven -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 4:46:47 AM)

What the heck do you need techies for?

Go to your erotica. Block it out. Type Control C. Go to the Creative Writing section, and start a post there, and type Control V.

If it won't copy all at once, break it into pieces, and post each one in a separate post.



MasterCaneman -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 7:01:41 AM)

I'm not sure I want to read anything from someone who hasn't mastered copy & paste yet, to be honest. And who doesn't seem to know how to use punctuation. And don't give me the BS you're doing it from your phone. I've read stuff (homework & essays) people have written on their phones. It's usually short, stilted, and poorly formatted and punctuated.



mnottertail -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 7:09:07 AM)

Wanna see my erotica?  Looks just like my penis!!!!



evesgrden -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 8:08:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DerbyDelight

Want to see my erotica! I can't seem to copy it from my files to here. Techies here are horrible! So message me or go to Fetlife Delight4Dom to enjoy some fantastic writing. Go to page 4 to find my best! <3 DerbyDelight


No thanks. Just saw your profile (which is more of a dissertation than it is an outline). Getting to the point clearly is not your strong suit -- which doesn't bode well if you want someone to turn the page so I'm not inclined to think I'd enjoy your work.

Furthermore, if you're going to be so insistent on showing everyone how smart you are and how well you research things, it's not, "ca sara sara". It's Que Sera, Sera.

And if you're going to copy Lipton's summary questions from the Actor's Studio you really should credit him with it instead of presenting as your own. Plagiarism is tacky to say the least.



stef -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 10:26:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: evesgrden

And if you're going to copy Lipton's summary questions from the Actor's Studio you really should credit him with it instead of presenting as your own.

Those aren't Lipton's questions, he borrowed them as well. At least he references his inspiration when he asks them.



LadyPact -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 10:32:25 AM)

After this, I may have to give up My self imposed title of the worst computer twit on the entire site.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 10:34:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: evesgrden


quote:

ORIGINAL: DerbyDelight
"ca sara sara".


[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

OP, have fun with your writing, but hang onto your day job. [8D]



SeekingTrinity -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 10:44:16 AM)

~FRing it~

Not interested, OP. Don't get me wrong, I love the written word and all...but reading someone else's words to get off on just isn't interesting in the least. I don't visit the creative writing section here for a good reason. It involves the fuck not given. And it's bloody boring. But "Ca Sara Sara" [sic],right? [8|]



evesgrden -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 10:54:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: stef


quote:

ORIGINAL: evesgrden

And if you're going to copy Lipton's summary questions from the Actor's Studio you really should credit him with it instead of presenting as your own.

Those aren't Lipton's questions, he borrowed them as well. At least he references his inspiration when he asks them.



Thanks Stef, you're right.

Bernard Pivot. Glad you pointed that out :)



ResidentSadist -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 12:37:10 PM)

Nope . . .

Did you just get dumped by someone? You probably shouldn't write 2,574 word profiles that are riddled with self esteem problems, control issues and gender hate when you are angry like that. Lighten up sweetheart. Let your heart mend enough that you can at least talk about men without spite before you write up another profile. Wanting someone to serve you "to take the pain in my [your] life away" instead of "someone to share the joy of life" makes you come off like a self obsessed man hating bitch. If someone reads your profile and actually contacts you . . . I would be worried about their mental health.

So I don't imagine you can write good erotica if you don't appreciate men or their masculine nature. Is it angry lesbian porn full of hate for men, their sex drive and desires? Tell me it is angry lesbian porn and I might have a peek . . . unless you demand we fill out another questionnaire in order to read your erotica? LOL



mnottertail -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 1:01:34 PM)

Love me some angry lesbian porn though, RS, I can see myself right in there amongst that motherfucker.



jlf1961 -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 1:07:35 PM)

I do believe there is a section of the forums for creative writing and fiction, considering you are posting here, you may have missed it, but if you click Creative writings



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 2:24:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DerbyDelight

Want to see my erotica! I can't seem to copy it from my files to here. Techies here are horrible! So message me or go to Fetlife Delight4Dom to enjoy some fantastic writing. Go to page 4 to find my best! <3 DerbyDelight


Read your profile....saw your tits (nice tits)....uhmmm.....no.



jlf1961 -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 2:58:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: DerbyDelight

Want to see my erotica! I can't seem to copy it from my files to here. Techies here are horrible! So message me or go to Fetlife Delight4Dom to enjoy some fantastic writing. Go to page 4 to find my best! <3 DerbyDelight


Read your profile....saw your tits (nice tits)....uhmmm.....no.



lookie I prefer a 34 to 36 c, you know, more than a mouth ful is a waste.



TNDommeK -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 5:55:23 PM)

Heyyyyyy!!! Jlf! Not true!!!


OP, no but thanks.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 6:47:08 PM)

OP? I offer this with kindest intent: I believe the word you want in your profile narrative is 'beholden', meaning 'owing thanks or having a duty to someone in return for help or a service'. 'Beholding' means to view or see.

You took the very long way around, but I get what you trying to bring across to potential partners. Best of luck in your search.



TNDommeK -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/8/2013 7:11:03 PM)

Had to look, fantastic rack!



kalikshama -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/21/2013 6:05:32 PM)

Love your UU pic!

[image]http://cdn.collarme.com/photos/1816164p13.jpg[/image]



DesFIP -> RE: Want to see my erotica?? (11/21/2013 6:23:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
lookie I prefer a 34 to 36 c, you know, more than a mouth ful is a waste.



Looks down at triple D's. Weeps with disappointment.



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