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dreamofthemoon -> RE: Horrorscope kink (11/15/2013 8:23:16 PM)
This Cancerian says... check, check, and...check. With a splash of Viking thrown in for good measure lately. :) The whip and school boy/girl bit is completely optional, though. quote: ORIGINAL: sloguy02246 Cancer (June 22 - July 22) This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They dwell in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fuck at night. Come to think of it, they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe it's because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that "Romancing The Stone" and "Wuthering Heights" kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past ex-lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve, which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathhouses). They want to be comfortable while fucking. Oh sure, during foreplay they will willingly let themselves be bent over a bar stool, but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not an actual pet. Cancerians live for oral...as long as it tastes good. Kama Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream...fruit...anything with sugar. But don't rush them - they like to smolder so when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs. They all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can also be submissive. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like a school boy/girl with a whip to keep them interested.

theshytype -> RE: Horrorscope kink (11/15/2013 9:59:55 PM)
Another Aquarius here. Hmmm. So far, by the looks of this thread, we might be in the lead. This is pretty accurate for me up until the unfaithful part. quote: Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them. Go figure. They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Horrorscope kink (11/16/2013 5:33:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them. Go figure. They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time. It's actually kind of accurate. Only it wasn't a Home Depot, it was a Smith & Edwards.... Ok. I'm now blowing coffee out of my sinus cavities, were it almost drowned me upon choking. Lol. Weirdly accurate mostly. Except the faithfulness, for me. And it wasn't Home Depot for me either. Lowes.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Horrorscope kink (11/16/2013 5:38:42 AM)
@MasterCane. My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Aww. I feel so lucky!!!! Although. Don't 2 Aquarians = monsoon??!

MasterCaneman -> RE: Horrorscope kink (11/16/2013 7:53:45 AM)
At the very least it means someone's sleeping in the wet spot...>whistles innocently<

FieryOpal -> RE: Horrorscope kink (12/26/2013 3:24:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sloguy02246 Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) Let the games begin! Libras are not only mental but emotional creatures. But, beware, once your Libra is on fire, you will be consumed. Libra's believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life.... Porn? Not for a Libra! They HATE vulgarity. Libra is ruled by the goddess Aphrodite. They never think like just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. They love to role play and dress up. Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. ... so if you are being hit on by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to want you. But if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights of love making. Libra's are also the romantic of the zodiac, they don't just fuck. Libra's require psychological penetration. Confidence and understanding must exist between the Libra and their mate. Thus, when mutual confidence and respect exists, sexual energy is exchanged and not wasted. Pretty darn accurate. (Except for the first part I left off. Libras are not thrill-seekers who will try anything once. I've never known a Libra female who enjoys giving oral sex. Receiving,... now, that's an entirely different story.) As for kinkiness, I'd have to give the laurels to Scorpio. Up to half the Dominants I've known or met have been Scorpios, mostly Dommes. The most submissive man I've ever met was a Scorpio businessman. They're known for going to extremes. Honorable mention for kink goes to Aquarius - Geminis are more curiosity-seekers - who puts his/her money where his/her mouth is (and who knows where that's been [:-]).

littlewonder -> RE: Horrorscope kink (12/26/2013 5:36:37 PM)
I'm an Aquarius but the only thing that was right for me is the first paragraph. The rest doesn't fit me at all.

HandsonYou2 -> RE: Horrorscope kink (8/23/2014 10:04:02 AM)
Used the search function and found this thread... Spiritedsub2 I agree with you that Sun sign is not important for determining sexuality. It seems that many authors I have found believe that Mars in Fire signs indicate dominance and Mars in Earth signs influence submissive qualities in women, except when Venus is in an Air sign. Scorpio anywhere in a birth chart does influence sexual drive, especially in Moon, Venus or Mars. I believe that when you look at the Chinese sign (year) and the Zodiac (month) of which there are 144 possible combinations, the Dragon (1952, 1964, 1976, 1988) and Tiger (1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998) are the most dominant personalities, especially for Leos, Scorpios, and Aquarians. I have also been looking at the 9-star Ki system, trying to match people within all three systems. Dog years may be most likely to be either sub or dom (different from being kinky), while Scorpions and Sagittarians may be most likely to switch. Any comments about this idea? Many user web surveys show Scorpios as the most kinky of all the signs. Scorpios are followed by Pisces and Aquarius, but that may mean that they are mostly likely to respond to on-line surveys. There is an old thread here on Myers Briggs personalities that reveals a similar skewed result, with a 6% profile base giving over 60% of the answers to the thread. It is clear that a large number of members do not ever participate in the forums while a few regulars contribute a dozen or more comments per day so many surveys do not accurately indicate kinkiness, they indicate forum usage. igor2003 points out that he found by far many more Geminis posting ads and I have also found this to be true. I also find Sagittarians posting, having met several as good friends and also being one not afraid to post or respond to ads in the interest of meeting new people. I think these are curious signs rather than kinky, but in the presence of a fun kinkster they are easily lead into your spider web. Look at Mars-Venus combinations for a better picture of who will be your best long term mate. Sun sign indicates how you might get a long outside the bedroom. For the guys, study her Mars sign to determine who she dreams of. Gals, pay attention to his Venus sign to catch his eye.

FieryOpal -> RE: Horrorscope kink (8/23/2014 10:53:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HandsonYou2 <snip> Many user web surveys show Scorpios as the most kinky of all the signs. ... while Scorpions and Sagittarians may be most likely to switch. Any comments about this idea? Since I'm on the Libra-Scorpio cusp, I am quite familiar with Scorpio's reputed highly sexed nature. The men can be horndogs. Both males and females tend to be passionately intense and want to control their mates. D/s is SO Scorpionic that it may as well be their motto, whether expressed in their vanilla relationships or via kink, although chances are they have a hidden kinky side. A British sub friend of mine tells me he and his kinkster group runs into a lot of Scorpio Dominants, particularly sadists. In fact, he had never met a (British) Scorpio Domme who wasn't sadistic. What's interesting to me is that THE most submissive man I have ever known is a Scorpio, an international businessman. He's a real sweetheart, gentle, kind, wants to be totally controlled and owned by his Keyholder Mistress. Libras, of course as many of us know, are the most romantic. I've noticed there are a large number of Libra S/switches, much more so than with any other sign. They tend to want a more egalitarian intimate relationship with their partners. Also Gemini, but that could be due to their changeable and versatile personalities. quote: Look at Mars-Venus combinations for a better picture of who will be your best long term mate. Sun sign indicates how you might get a long outside the bedroom. For the guys, study her Mars sign to determine who she dreams of. Gals, pay attention to his Venus sign to catch his eye. I have found that the best combination for F/m sexual attraction and dominance is for the Domme's Mars to be conjoined to the male sub's Venus. His Mars favorably aspecting her Moon energizes the relationship while the male will accept his Mistress' authority without causing conflict or discord (to circumvent male brattiness). In an M/f, the femsub's Venus in favorable aspect to her Dom's Sun placement has the same effect in inspiring her submission.

FullCircle -> RE: Horrorscope kink (9/19/2014 5:21:57 PM)
I hear the endoscope is the most horrific but some love it.

smileforme50 -> RE: Horrorscope kink (9/19/2014 8:28:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them. Go figure. They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time. It's actually kind of accurate. Only it wasn't a Home Depot, it was a Smith & Edwards.... Another Aquarian here.... Actually....it was an Ace Hardware.....back in the days before Home Depot was a national brand. Also was a smaller store....so we slipped out before there was a possibility of any jail time....

Blonderfluff -> RE: Horrorscope kink (9/19/2014 8:49:58 PM)
Wow. Lots of Aquarians!! That HAS to be a sign that we are kinkiest....

smileforme50 -> RE: Horrorscope kink (9/20/2014 4:49:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Wow. Lots of Aquarians!! That HAS to be a sign that we are kinkiest.... I was going to say the same thing....but I didn't want to make any.....assumptions. Maybe the old Fifth Dimension song was right about something....the Age of Aquarius....the Summer of Love....I don't think it was mere coincidence. Although....ahem....some of us are too young to have participated in the Summer of Love....

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