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Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/19/2013 6:12:11 AM   
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Here is one in 600 words.


However, I submit that the family of Shigeyoshi Inoue had JFK assassinated due to the fact that after the PT109 was run down by a Japanese destroyer in the Solomon Islands, Ltjg. John Kennedy managed to successfully keep his crew from being captured by the Japanese forces under the command of Adm. Shigeyoshi Inoue.

Having dishonored the good Admiral, it was up to his descendants to regain the family honor by having the now President Kennedy assassinated.

Okay, the odds are that Shigeyoshi Inoue did not know who had commanded the group of sailors from the 109 until after the war, and could not have known that man would later become president of the U.S. It is probably true that he really could care less about one group of American servicemen that managed to elude capture for a number of weeks during 1943.

If anyone was dishonored, it would have probably been the area commander where the crew of the 109 was hiding. You could even say that the commanders of the Japanese patrol boats who routinely patrolled the area would be dishonored because they never found the crew hiding under their noses.

Of course, this whole theory is bullshit like most of the other conspiracy theories that have been debunked.

I say most of the theories, because there is one that has not been disproved, a theory that puts the CIA directly involved in the assassination.

You see, John F. Kennedy was pretty upset with the CIA for the bay of pigs fiasco, that was actually planned under the Eisenhower administration, and according to reports, JFK did not know about the operation until just before it was launched. He fired the director of the CIA Allen Dulles who ended up on the Warren Commission investigating the assassination.

Now the CIA has not released all of their documents concerning the assassination of JFK, many of which will be released in 2017, and like the ones in the past, will probably have been the subject of someone using a black highlighter.

The one JFK conspiracy theory that could be true

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/19/2013 8:36:01 AM   
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There are 2 parts of the Kennedy assassination that have never been plausible to me. That Oswald fired a bolt action rifle accurately 3 times in 4.8 seconds. I've seen experts work an identical Carcano on a stand without aiming and it is only just barely possible to fire 3 times. Add aiming to that and it is impossible.

Then there is the "miracle bullet." Supposedly a 6.5mm bullet from the Carcano hit Kennedy in the back of the neck, damaged a vertebra, exited the front of his neck, hit Connally in the back, exited his chest, went through his right wrist (shattering the bones of the wrist) and finally embedded itself in the Governor's thigh where it fell out onto his hospital gurney in pristine condition enabling it to be ballistically matched to Oswald's rifle. While I've never fired a 6.5mm rifle I've fired many hundreds of rounds through 7.65mm rifles and dug many of those rounds out of deer. In no case has a bullet that did more than nick a bone been in pristine condition and I've never seen a bullet pass through flesh that many times. The amount of energy that would need to be behind a bullet to go through a neck, a chest and a wrist and still be moving fast enough to break flesh is just ridiculous.

I don't know what really happened, and doubt we'll ever know, but I am sure Oswald did not fire all the shots.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/19/2013 11:45:16 AM   
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Surely everybody knows that JFK was shot by Doctor Who, as he was pissed off about the fuss over his fiftieth being trumped?
That paradox there is just the sort of wibbly wobbly timey wimey shite Stephen Moffatt dotes on instead of using a proper storyline with a plot...

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/20/2013 10:20:26 AM   
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Naaa, it was the watchers from "Fringe" interfering from the grassy knoll.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 6:38:28 AM   
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There are 2 parts of the Kennedy assassination that have never been plausible to me. That Oswald fired a bolt action rifle accurately 3 times in 4.8 seconds. I've seen experts work an identical Carcano on a stand without aiming and it is only just barely possible to fire 3 times. Add aiming to that and it is impossible.

Then there is the "miracle bullet." Supposedly a 6.5mm bullet from the Carcano hit Kennedy in the back of the neck, damaged a vertebra, exited the front of his neck, hit Connally in the back, exited his chest, went through his right wrist (shattering the bones of the wrist) and finally embedded itself in the Governor's thigh where it fell out onto his hospital gurney in pristine condition enabling it to be ballistically matched to Oswald's rifle. While I've never fired a 6.5mm rifle I've fired many hundreds of rounds through 7.65mm rifles and dug many of those rounds out of deer. In no case has a bullet that did more than nick a bone been in pristine condition and I've never seen a bullet pass through flesh that many times. The amount of energy that would need to be behind a bullet to go through a neck, a chest and a wrist and still be moving fast enough to break flesh is just ridiculous.

I don't know what really happened, and doubt we'll ever know, but I am sure Oswald did not fire all the shots.


I'm not addressing the whole conspiracy thing, just wanted to point out a couple of things:

Firing a bolt action rifle in that time frame is not a particularly hard feat. Think about it: the first shot starts the "clock" so to speak, so in the next 4.8 seconds only two are fired, so almost 2 1/2 seconds per shot. Cycling the bolt takes at worst a half second per, and the Carcano is no harder to operate than any other. Firing from a stable position, a rifleman wouldn't have to move much. Now to score two hits out of three at a moving target (albeit not far away, and moving in a predictable direction and speed) does take some skill. For a comparison, in some rifle competitions, until recently one stage of fire consisted of this: the shooter is standing, holding his rifle; when the fire command is given, he has to sit down, get the rifle into position, and shoot 10 shots at a target 200 yards away in a total time of 60 seconds. Also even if the rifle is capable of holding all 10 rounds, each shooter must do a reload in that time. So fast accurate shooting is not uncommon.

As to the bullet, there is a world of difference in performance between a very heavy for caliber roundnose fully jacketed bullet, and a hunting bullet which is designed to expand on impact, so comparing them doesn't work. The FMJ bullet is designed to do two things: feed reliably, and penetrate, and the 6.5's are well known for this, regardless of whether it's from a Carcano or other rifle with that bore size.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 6:49:51 AM   
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Yeah, not uncommon among those who train and compete, but expert marksman in the military is not hard to come by.   They aint on the level with those guys.

Further, he would have had to reach way right from there, why not plug him on the long straight out the window as he came towards him?

He had probably 15 minutes to do that. Nowhere to back up, nowhere to turn, the exit was straight towards that window.

There is a great deal more that doesn't fit as well.




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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 12:11:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TahoeSadist


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

There are 2 parts of the Kennedy assassination that have never been plausible to me. That Oswald fired a bolt action rifle accurately 3 times in 4.8 seconds. I've seen experts work an identical Carcano on a stand without aiming and it is only just barely possible to fire 3 times. Add aiming to that and it is impossible.

Then there is the "miracle bullet." Supposedly a 6.5mm bullet from the Carcano hit Kennedy in the back of the neck, damaged a vertebra, exited the front of his neck, hit Connally in the back, exited his chest, went through his right wrist (shattering the bones of the wrist) and finally embedded itself in the Governor's thigh where it fell out onto his hospital gurney in pristine condition enabling it to be ballistically matched to Oswald's rifle. While I've never fired a 6.5mm rifle I've fired many hundreds of rounds through 7.65mm rifles and dug many of those rounds out of deer. In no case has a bullet that did more than nick a bone been in pristine condition and I've never seen a bullet pass through flesh that many times. The amount of energy that would need to be behind a bullet to go through a neck, a chest and a wrist and still be moving fast enough to break flesh is just ridiculous.

I don't know what really happened, and doubt we'll ever know, but I am sure Oswald did not fire all the shots.


I'm not addressing the whole conspiracy thing, just wanted to point out a couple of things:

Firing a bolt action rifle in that time frame is not a particularly hard feat. Think about it: the first shot starts the "clock" so to speak, so in the next 4.8 seconds only two are fired, so almost 2 1/2 seconds per shot. Cycling the bolt takes at worst a half second per, and the Carcano is no harder to operate than any other. Firing from a stable position, a rifleman wouldn't have to move much. Now to score two hits out of three at a moving target (albeit not far away, and moving in a predictable direction and speed) does take some skill. For a comparison, in some rifle competitions, until recently one stage of fire consisted of this: the shooter is standing, holding his rifle; when the fire command is given, he has to sit down, get the rifle into position, and shoot 10 shots at a target 200 yards away in a total time of 60 seconds. Also even if the rifle is capable of holding all 10 rounds, each shooter must do a reload in that time. So fast accurate shooting is not uncommon.

As to the bullet, there is a world of difference in performance between a very heavy for caliber roundnose fully jacketed bullet, and a hunting bullet which is designed to expand on impact, so comparing them doesn't work. The FMJ bullet is designed to do two things: feed reliably, and penetrate, and the 6.5's are well known for this, regardless of whether it's from a Carcano or other rifle with that bore size.

TS

Maybe you missed it. I've seen experts, men with many years experience at target shooting in competition and for a living, who firing the exact model of Carcano used who could only just barely fire 3 time sin 4.8 seconds and there was simply no way they could track a moving target as well.

As to a FMJ being indestructible and able to penetrate a human body 4 separate times, You're joking right? The bullet in question was supposed to have hit bone at least three times and have emerged from its adventure completely intact and almost unscathed. For those keeping track that is 15 layers of clothing, 7 layers of skin, 15 inches of human soft tissue, nicked a vertebra, was deflected by a necktie knot, removed 4 inches of rib and shattered a radius bone. There was more than one bullet.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 12:45:55 PM   
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Here are the facts:

1) All entrance wounds were from behind and hit the bodies at an angle from above.

2) When you consider that Connolly was sitting in a jump seat lower and to JFK's left, the magic bullet theory is destroyed.

3) The so called "pristine" bullet was not, the nose was bent slightly and the lead core was partially forced out the rear of the round.

4) Over the years the shots fired by Oswald have been duplicated by marine snipers, army snipers, FBI snipers as well as expert shooters for various tv documentaries, including the myth busters This includes duplicating with ballistic torsos (human analogs created with ballistic gel and artificial bones) that resulted in the bullet that passed through both men and the lack of major deformation.

5) A shooter on the grassy knoll behind the fence would have been in full view of the Railroad switch tower that was manned at the time of the shooting.

That covers the shots, but there is another question that no one has answered.

Having just assassinated the president, Oswald left his rifle that he smuggled into the depository where it would be found, left the building, went to his boarding house,retrieved a revolver then proceeded to wonder aimlessly around Dallas until he ended up at the theater. During that time he shot a Dallas police officer, and walked away from that crime scene like a man with no worries.

This defies human behavior. Having just committed a crime, one has tendency to flee the area, to the point of trying to get out of town. So was Oswald just abnormally stupid, or was he expecting someone to provide him a way out of Dallas?

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 5:45:38 PM   
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This defies human behavior. Having just committed a crime, one has tendency to flee the area, to the point of trying to get out of town. So was Oswald just abnormally stupid, or was he expecting someone to provide him a way out of Dallas?

Almost like the movie theater was a rally point or a convenient way to get the patsy arrested.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 6:11:10 PM   
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According to Marine records, Oswald scored sharpshooter on a number of occasions, and his military records indicate that his firearm proficiency was higher than average.

The Carcano rifle was more than capable of making the shots, it was not awkward or hard to use.

Now a number of conspiracy theorists insist that with the effects of adrenalin he would have been feeling as he took the shots, he could not have made them in the time frame or with the accuracy he achieved.

As a combat vet and a trained sniper, I disagree. Adrenalin has little effect on a shooters accuracy unless he is snap shooting at multiple targets, considering the importance the marines put on firearms training, he was more than capable.

I am loath to admit it, but the marines do produce a remarkable number of highly qualified marksmen.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 7:34:19 PM   
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Secret Service pulled from JFK’s limo:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/11/james-huang/must-watch-video/

Zapruder film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufvmHYqfdbU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q91RZko5Gw

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 7:58:54 PM   
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Simple fact is this

1) who were the Three Tramps that the Dallas Police pulled out of the area and escorted them out of town?

2) Why is it that GW Bush and Oswald were in the same address book?

3) Why is it that LBJ told Hoover "It is imperative that the American people never question that Oswald was the only shooter and that if he had been brought to trial that he would have been found guilty"

LBJ is the person behind the whole thing!



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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 8:00:29 PM   
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Oh, and if you want to see for yourself how Easy or Hard it is to shoot JFK

http://www.fileplanet.com/192027/190000/fileinfo/JFK-Reloaded-v1.1-%28Free-Game%29

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 10:15:00 PM   
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According to Marine records, Oswald scored sharpshooter on a number of occasions, and his military records indicate that his firearm proficiency was higher than average.

The Carcano rifle was more than capable of making the shots, it was not awkward or hard to use.

Now a number of conspiracy theorists insist that with the effects of adrenalin he would have been feeling as he took the shots, he could not have made them in the time frame or with the accuracy he achieved.

As a combat vet and a trained sniper, I disagree. Adrenalin has little effect on a shooters accuracy unless he is snap shooting at multiple targets, considering the importance the marines put on firearms training, he was more than capable.

I am loath to admit it, but the marines do produce a remarkable number of highly qualified marksmen.

There is no doubt that he could have hit Kennedy. The rifle is more than capable at that range and was equipped with a 4x scope. The problem is getting 3 shots off 2 of which hit the same target within a foot of each other with a bolt action rifle in 4.8 seconds and the fact that the second round is supposed to have done so much damage and the fact that the autopsy says the lethal shot made a larger entry wound than it did an exit wound.

Then there is Oswald's behavior afterwards. If he was acting alone why wasn't he getting out of town or hiding? Sitting in a movie theater, and killing a cop to get there, strikes me as he believed it was a rally point and he was expecting extraction.

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RE: Silly JFK conspiracy theories - 11/22/2013 10:25:58 PM   
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