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Blonderfluff -> RE: Ass Play (11/22/2013 7:58:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

As a Super Submissive Subly Sub, I can say for myself that I LOVE Ass Play. Have you heard their new single?
I think the Big Domly Dicks are opening for them at Madison Square Garden next month.

Rock on!!


Girl, you just opened up a huge can o' worms. Wanna bet the OP cmails you TONIGHT (probably w/pic of some anonymous, disembodied chick butthole stuffed with anonymous, disembodied dick).



MD
Oh. I'm swooning at the thought!!!! ~waiting patiently ~

I'll keep you posted!!!




SailingBum -> RE: Ass Play (11/22/2013 10:40:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss


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ORIGINAL: SailingBum

Who cares how much the sub enjois it??? I'm a huge fan of takin dat bootay!!! It's more like "this is gonna hurt you a lot more than me" specially F to F anal....

BadOne


SB:
I learned VERY early on that anything I hate I should pretend indifference to and anything I love I should claim to hate!!! [:D]

Yeah....most doms, in my limited experience, aren't really concerned about my insatiable needs...most seem to go with SB's line of thinking. (And THAT is what my insatiable desire is!!!!!!)



Some of us have that figured out already. So it can end up being a win win. My needs are met <primary> and some of your wants and desires are "filled" smirk.

BadOne




SailingBum -> RE: Ass Play (11/22/2013 11:02:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

As a Super Submissive Subly Sub, I can say for myself that I LOVE Ass Play. Have you heard their new single?
I think the Big Domly Dicks are opening for them at Madison Square Garden next month.

Rock on!!


Girl, you just opened up a huge can o' worms. Wanna bet the OP cmails you TONIGHT (probably w/pic of some anonymous, disembodied chick butthole stuffed with anonymous, disembodied dick).


Hell to the YA! I'm going to email her tonight and whisper sweet nothings in her ear...

BadOne




myotherself -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 9:57:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BodyMaster1

How many female slaves and female submissive sub's have an insatiable desire for Ass Play and why?



I find nothing more fun and relaxing than throwing a frisbee for my pet ass, Alfie, to go catch.

He's a funny ass though - sometimes he will run and pretend to fetch and instead bring back a beach ball or towel, depending on what he finds on the beach while we're playing. Oh, how he makes me laugh when he plays his cheeky little tricks!

Of course his main job is to ferry children up and down the sand while the sun shines, which is something he does very well.

I love my ass!

And although I love playing with him in the bright sunshine, watching his big brown eyes shine with excitement and the hearing the thunder of his little assly hooves as he runs up and down on the sand, I will admit that I tend to tire of play before he does. Mostly because I'm a woman nearing 50 and he's just a young, frisky ass with huge amounts of energy.

So to answer your question, this female slave does not have an insatiable desire for ass play. [:D]




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 10:06:02 AM)

This entire thread is hysterical...but da bunny outdid herself. Or maybe it was her ass.




myotherself -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 3:24:25 PM)

I worry about Alfie the ass. He's a spry little critter, but eventually he's gonna have to go and meet his maker.

I've been doing some research though. Apparently when Alfie finally shuffles off this mortal coil, I can have him cremated and sent into space on the next lunar mission.

His ashes will be placed into a special urn which is jettisoned from the space ship once it reaches orbit, and he will spend the rest of eternity spinning round and round the earth.

I know this is his greatest wish. He always wanted to be an asstronaut...[8|]




poise -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 5:59:47 PM)

Apparently, it isn't only female slaves and submissive subs that have an insatiable
desire for ass play. Even giraffes are getting in on the action.

Gosh, I hope this isn't myotherself's beloved Alfie.


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SeekingTrinity -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 6:16:29 PM)

Ass play...

I'm pretty sure the donkey is thinking the giraffe is doing it wrong [:D]

Perhaps OP should restate his question to find out how many female slaves, submissive subs, and giraffes have an insatiable desire for ass play?




Delilya -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 7:53:54 PM)

I used to enjoy playing with my ass. He got to be too much trouble though, so I divorced him.




DesFIP -> RE: Ass Play (11/23/2013 8:49:16 PM)

I think we've all shown the op that we just love playing with asshat posters.




myotherself -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 12:34:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

Apparently, it isn't only female slaves and submissive subs that have an insatiable
desire for ass play. Even giraffes are getting in on the action.

Gosh, I hope this isn't myotherself's beloved Alfie.


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/DBC7F2985D95479E8A2E6FE587EA400D.jpg[/image]



Alfie?

Alfie!!


Alfie....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 3:39:00 AM)

<consoles da bunny>

Once innocence is lost, it can never be regained.




myotherself -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 3:47:00 AM)

This level of cruelty is unasseptable [:(]





kalikshama -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 6:07:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ROFLMAO




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 12:32:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SailingBum


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

As a Super Submissive Subly Sub, I can say for myself that I LOVE Ass Play. Have you heard their new single?
I think the Big Domly Dicks are opening for them at Madison Square Garden next month.

Rock on!!


Girl, you just opened up a huge can o' worms. Wanna bet the OP cmails you TONIGHT (probably w/pic of some anonymous, disembodied chick butthole stuffed with anonymous, disembodied dick).


Hell to the YA! I'm going to email her tonight and whisper sweet nothings in her ear...

BadOne



Or whisper them in her ass, if she'll let you. [8D] Just be careful, Bum, sometimes asses 'whisper' back! I know mine does from time to time. I think everybody's does...from time to time. [&:]




SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 12:56:42 PM)

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SeekingTrinity -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 2:13:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

Apparently, it isn't only female slaves and submissive subs that have an insatiable
desire for ass play. Even giraffes are getting in on the action.

Gosh, I hope this isn't myotherself's beloved Alfie.


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/DBC7F2985D95479E8A2E6FE587EA400D.jpg[/image]



Oh no, that was Alfie at the receiving end of some giraffe ass love?!?!

I'm so sad for you, myotherself. This is absolutely asstounding




SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 4:54:24 PM)

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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Ass Play (11/24/2013 5:42:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SweetAngel43211

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A man came home to find his naked wife admiring herself in a full length mirror.

"My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20 year old!" she said proudly.

"What did he say about your 50 year old ass?" he answered sarcastically.

"Sorry, dear, he didn't mention you at all."




hlen5 -> RE: Ass Play (11/28/2013 8:32:14 PM)

The inventiveness of the people on this site is asstronomical!!




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