Domnotlooking
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Can I hear more about so-called Yankee's "badmouthing" the south? What specifically has fallen within your oh, so sensitive earshot? I think you're making up this mini grudge whole cloth and it never happened. Suck it up and admit it: a Manhattanite is much more likely to think about say, Belgium, than he ever is about fly-over, nowheresville army base-land. And generally speaking, anyone who finds themselves on a southern buffet line staring at jello salad knew what they were getting into before hand and was good with it. Hey, as per that incisive Brad Paisley/LL Cool J song, if I don't criticize your red flag, will you not criticize my do-rag? Can we all just get along? My inlaws have fallen in love with the meat by mail genius that is HoneyBaked Ham. It's all way heavy on the salt -as is everything down here in red flag/do-rag land- but their big combo dinner satisfies a wide range of eaters. We augment it with a home made cheese cake and and about 100 from scratch dinner roles. A Walmart pumpkin pie is also put out entirely just for show. Other relatives bring some real crap food contributions that I don't think have ever knowingly been eaten by a living soul: mini-hot dogs wrapped in bacon, nacho's with melted cheese whip, and a banana pudding that is so lazily composed that it hints of brain damage. We have long ago stopped trying to put out stuff like Martha Stewart's root vegetable medley or fennel with anything, since it just gets moved around on the plate and then dumped in the trash whenever they think we're not looking. It aint a day about pleasurably eating as we know it; it's a day about everyone flogging some culinary dead horse due to just because-tradition. And with the cooking outsourced or microwaved, Mama can just chill out and watch the Macy's parade. And she'll be watching it alone. The assembled kids have long ago retreated to their iPhones and will not glance up for anything as small potato's as an inflated, house-sized Bullwinkle. Later on, a din-like football game will be put on and everyone will ignore that too. Someone will try to drag me into some Fox News outrage discussion, but as usual, I'll thank them for keeping their finger on the pulse of whatever Bengazi-like bullshit their stuck like a record on and skip away from the "spirited debate" yet again.
< Message edited by Domnotlooking -- 11/25/2013 2:15:41 PM >
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