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MsMJAY -> YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:20:24 AM)
Will someone please loan me 1.9 million dollars so I can by 2 unicorns? Its a great deal and I will pay you back. It must be legitimate...he even posted pics. FROM THE ARTICLE: A man posted an ad on Craigslist to sell his to unicorns -- if you thought you'd seen it all... think again. The man listed the unicorns for $930,000 each but insisted they be purchased together. Unicorns for sale

TheHeretic -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 8:29:07 AM)
Does that include shipping and handling?

Blonderfluff -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 8:31:45 AM)
I want a Unicorn egg!!!! ~insert girly begging~

needlesandpins -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 9:32:30 AM)
of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested. needles

Blonderfluff -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 9:37:18 AM)
I want a dragon egg !!!! ~more emphatic girly begging~

TheHeretic -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 10:05:57 AM)
Help wanted. Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage.

ResidentSadist -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 10:33:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested. needles Hey, he is a "licensed unicorn breeder" and if he says they lay eggs . . . oh, wait . . . you're right. Unicorns don't lay eggs. Oh hell, do you really think it's a hoax?

needlesandpins -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 11:14:53 AM)
well I guess if the minister for magic himself gave it too him then it has to be legit. hang on though, didn't voldermort kill him already? it all smells a bit.....mermaidie to me! needles

needlesandpins -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 11:18:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff I want a dragon egg !!!! ~more emphatic girly begging~ you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady! needles

DesFIP -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 12:03:44 PM)
If you take a young goat and instead of polling both horns, you poll one and push the other towards the middle of the head you wind up with a fake unicorn. Not something I would do because I hate goats.

MsMJAY -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 2:00:39 PM)
Hello??? How could it be a hoax? He has a license. Its official and everything. They don't just give those out to any old body, you know. quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested. needles Hey, he is a "licensed unicorn breeder" and if he says they lay eggs . . . oh, wait . . . you're right. Unicorns don't lay eggs. Oh hell, do you really think it's a hoax?

NullHypothesis -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 3:00:43 PM)
quote: Male is 3 years old named Pegasus. Female is 5 years old named Daisy Kinda sexist that the male got a traditional unicorn name and the female was named after a cartoon duck .... Dontcha think?

DomKen -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 3:09:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff I want a dragon egg !!!! ~more emphatic girly begging~ you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady! needles Easiest way is to get one off a bloke in the pub in Hogsmeade.

kalikshama -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:12:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NullHypothesis quote: Male is 3 years old named Pegasus. Female is 5 years old named Daisy Kinda sexist that the male got a traditional unicorn name and the female was named after a cartoon duck .... Dontcha think? A real Pegasus has wings!

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:14:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Help wanted. Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage. Do they shit rainbow colors? Hey, I'm just asking.

Blonderfluff -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:16:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff I want a dragon egg !!!! ~more emphatic girly begging~ you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady! needles Darn it!! ~walks away, kicking the dirt~

kalikshama -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:18:17 PM)
Charlie the Unicorn~Candy Mountain

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 7:45:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins well I guess if the minister for magic himself gave it too him then it has to be legit. hang on though, didn't voldermort kill him already? it all smells a bit.....mermaidie to me! needles How dare you even type the name of "he who shall not be named". For shaaaame !![8D] And mermaidie? Shouldn't that be merpeoplie ?? [;)] [:)]

MasterCaneman -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 9:35:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Help wanted. Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage. Do they shit rainbow colors? Hey, I'm just asking. With sparkles. Of course.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: YES! I found my unicorn (12/8/2013 10:20:26 PM)
But only if they're fed a steady diet of colorful crayons. Neon & pastels of course.

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