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YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:20:24 AM   
MsMJAY


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Status: offline 		Will someone please loan me 1.9 million dollars so I can by 2 unicorns? Its a great deal and I will pay you back. It must be legitimate...he even posted pics.

FROM THE ARTICLE: A man posted an ad on Craigslist to sell his to unicorns -- if you thought you'd seen it all... think again. The man listed the unicorns for $930,000 each but insisted they be purchased together. Unicorns for sale

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 8:29:07 AM   
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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 8:31:45 AM   
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~insert girly begging~

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 9:32:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 9:37:18 AM   
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~more emphatic girly begging~

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 10:05:57 AM   
TheHeretic


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Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 10:33:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested.

needles

Hey, he is a "licensed unicorn breeder" and if he says they lay eggs . . . oh, wait . . . you're right. Unicorns don't lay eggs. Oh hell, do you really think it's a hoax?

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 11:14:53 AM   
needlesandpins


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Status: offline 		well I guess if the minister for magic himself gave it too him then it has to be legit. hang on though, didn't voldermort kill him already? it all smells a bit.....mermaidie to me!

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 11:18:26 AM   
needlesandpins


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I want a dragon egg !!!!

~more emphatic girly begging~


you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady!

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 12:03:44 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		If you take a young goat and instead of polling both horns, you poll one and push the other towards the middle of the head you wind up with a fake unicorn.

Not something I would do because I hate goats.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 2:00:39 PM   
MsMJAY


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Status: offline 		Hello??? How could it be a hoax? He has a license. Its official and everything. They don't just give those out to any old body, you know.
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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

of course he's a fake advertiser. everyone knows unicorns don't lay eggs, they're not fricking dragons. besides, I think they are over priced considering how many unicorns are on the otherside. now had he been advertising dragons I may have been interested.

needles

Hey, he is a "licensed unicorn breeder" and if he says they lay eggs . . . oh, wait . . . you're right. Unicorns don't lay eggs. Oh hell, do you really think it's a hoax?


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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 3:00:43 PM   
NullHypothesis


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Male is 3 years old named Pegasus. Female is 5 years old named Daisy


Kinda sexist that the male got a traditional unicorn name and the female was named after a cartoon duck .... Dontcha think?

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 3:09:46 PM   
DomKen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I want a dragon egg !!!!

~more emphatic girly begging~


you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady!

needles


Easiest way is to get one off a bloke in the pub in Hogsmeade.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:12:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NullHypothesis

quote:

Male is 3 years old named Pegasus. Female is 5 years old named Daisy


Kinda sexist that the male got a traditional unicorn name and the female was named after a cartoon duck .... Dontcha think?


A real Pegasus has wings!

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:14:56 PM   
ChatteParfaitt


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Help wanted.

Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage.



Do they shit rainbow colors?

Hey, I'm just asking.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:16:17 PM   
Blonderfluff


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I want a dragon egg !!!!

~more emphatic girly begging~


you'll be made to sit in the flying-broom closet with the spiders if you don't stop acting like spoilt brat. these things don't just grow on trees you know young lady!

needles


Darn it!! ~walks away, kicking the dirt~

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:18:17 PM   
kalikshama


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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 7:45:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

well I guess if the minister for magic himself gave it too him then it has to be legit. hang on though, didn't voldermort kill him already? it all smells a bit.....mermaidie to me!

needles

How dare you even type the name of "he who shall not be named". For shaaaame !!

And mermaidie? Shouldn't that be merpeoplie ??


< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 12/8/2013 7:46:49 PM >

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 9:35:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Help wanted.

Someone to muck out the unicorn stalls. Minimum wage.



Do they shit rainbow colors?

Hey, I'm just asking.


With sparkles. Of course.

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RE: YES! I found my unicorn - 12/8/2013 10:20:26 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		But only if they're fed a steady diet of colorful crayons. Neon & pastels of course.

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