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TNDommeK -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 4:41:43 PM)
Haha! Wow...so we have seen Kana's mercy! I'd have to agree as well. There's just something you don't do.

kalikshama -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 4:44:10 PM)
Our relationship is more egalitarian - we exchanged watching "Sicko" (my choice) for "Monty Python/Holy Grail." RS and Sam - I'm so happy for you!

littlewonder -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 5:12:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: Like tonight, i was made to watch Lady Gaga videos. I've threatened her with Gilligan island marathons.I've made her sit through multiple showing of some lame ass franchise she despises (Rambo maybe) while I tortured her tits through every commercial break (Left her begging for Sly to return,which hurt her worse than maybe anything else), but never ever in a billion years would I ever make her listen to Lady Gaga. That line man, you know, the one you don't cross-yeah, playing Lady Gaga is so far over that line that it's just a dot on the horizon. You're a cruel cruel man RS-I tip my hat to you. I've tried playing on my phone when he watches stuff I hate but then I get in trouble. [&o] But yeah....Gaga? Even he won't torture himself to that extent!

sheisreeds -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 5:48:49 PM)
Oh god I feel so young I actually like Lady Gaga, quite a bit. And I bet I could quote some lyrics that would make at least some of you want to listen. We both have ADHD so that kind of torture doesn't happen here. Instead I have to deal with him drumming loudly on the coffee table yelling intermittently whether or not it's bothering me. He also managed to find a toy from a cartoon show we like that farts, and then at some point farts again. Every few days he throws it at me. A few days later I manage to repeatedly step on it or set something heavy on it and then get laughed at. He also, whenever I am writing asks whether or not I am writing about him. So I read him this post and since were switches he exclaims, "Why does it always need to be about the shit I do to you, what about the shit you do to me" To which I ask, "Oh really, tell me the shit I do to you." Long pause. "Umm, pause sometimes you don't make dinner when I ask" longer pause, "Ummm, Shiiittt". Pause. "Why do you love me again?" Editted for grammatical errors caused by getting constantly irritated. Editted to also add he likes Lady Gaga too.

DesFIP -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 8:29:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ~FR~ Master is a sadist. When there's football (soccer) on the tv he sits glued to the screen, while I find it totally boring. I try to read a book while he's watching the footie, and instead of letting me just float away on my sea of fluffy fiction, he insists on giving a running commentary on the game. Every goal. Every missed kick. Every player that messes up or does well. Every raindrop that falls on the pitch. Every time the referee falls over. Every. Fucking. Detail. I told him I don't care. I mean, I don't care to the point that if every footballer in the world was on a huge bus that fell into a bottomless ravine, I'd probably not even be able to raise a slight sigh of sympathy. I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!! But the evil bastard who owns me won't let me go sit in another room while the game is on [:(] American football is just as boring. Listening him to complain about how horrible the game is just makes me want to scream "If it's that bad, turn the fucking thing off!". And yes, you can't focus on a good book with someone screaming next to you. I don't root for teams, I root for the clock. Yes, only two minutes left, Thanks God.

sheisreeds -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 8:34:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP And yes, you can't focus on a good book with someone screaming next to you. No, but I can usually manage to post here and look at cute pictures of cats. Thankfully he doesn't watch football, but screams at videos on reddit, shoves his laptop in my face, and other forms of nonsense.

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/10/2013 9:09:41 PM)
Dom friend of mine chained a sub (not me...I learned from the story ) to his weight set... He was a Marine and could bench press a God awful amount. Sat down and watched TV while taunting "you said you could move the weights"...move. True torture...Hurricane Sandy locking me inside for 1.5 days with my two kids... Worse thing done to me ever... Chained to a metal staircase and not allowed to make ANY noise...no talking even to myself!!! Started out as, like, 15 minutes and kept adding on every time I slipped. (Sigh) I Do NOT learn very quickly from my mistakes.

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 8:57:42 AM)
Spaceballs... shudders That movie is pure torture and of course He loves it. Shudders again.

Kana -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 12:31:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Spaceballs... shudders That movie is pure torture and of course He loves it. Shudders again. Heresy. Break out the pitchforks and torches. Burn the witch at the stake

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 1:21:26 PM)
Burning at the stake would probably be more fun then Spaceballs, or UHG Monty Python.

SoulAlloy -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 4:01:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Spaceballs... shudders That movie is pure torture and of course He loves it. Shudders again. Heresy. Break out the pitchforks and torches. Burn the witch at the stake Dear God yes heresy lol Forget burning the witch, tie to a stake and force to watch the cartoon version of Lord of the Rings over and over

sheisreeds -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 4:23:45 PM)
Triple heresy, sentenced to burn at the stake while re-enacting THIS.

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 4:55:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Spaceballs... shudders That movie is pure torture and of course He loves it. Shudders again. Heresy. Break out the pitchforks and torches. Burn the witch at the stake Dear God yes heresy lol Forget burning the witch, tie to a stake and force to watch the cartoon version of Lord of the Rings over and over Oh dear god give me a fire poker to gouge my eyes out!!!

Kana -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 6:56:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Oh dear god give me a fire poker to gouge my eyes out!!! Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 7:04:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: njlauren If he really wants to torture you, he should make you listen to modern classical music aka 12 tone music.....only a real sadist would do that! Or a Democrat.

samdarella -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 8:39:44 PM)
Lady Gaga is now my favorite. Besides being way easier to endure than some of the stuff you other sick people suggested, I had an absolutely fantastic day the next day bc I somehow managed not to whine or roll my eyes while Master quoted facts about her career. As if I care at all who influenced her. But I do care about all the physical hurting He did the next day and it was Soooo worth it. I am such a lucky girl. I love the way Master rewards me. The winner of the worst torture endured goes to TieMeInKnots for being stuck in a major hurricane with 2 kids. I would rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard for 2 days.

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 9:16:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Oh dear god give me a fire poker to gouge my eyes out!!! Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! There are horrid images in my head now!!

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/11/2013 9:17:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: samdarella Lady Gaga is now my favorite. Besides being way easier to endure than some of the stuff you other sick people suggested, I had an absolutely fantastic day the next day bc I somehow managed not to whine or roll my eyes while Master quoted facts about her career. As if I care at all who influenced her. But I do care about all the physical hurting He did the next day and it was Soooo worth it. I am such a lucky girl. I love the way Master rewards me. The winner of the worst torture endured goes to TieMeInKnots for being stuck in a major hurricane with 2 kids. I would rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard for 2 days. Oh I don't know, I got an 8 year old little girl who loves Taylor Swift. She knows all her songs and she sings them often. Still that is better then Spaceballs and Monty Python!

kiwisub12 -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/12/2013 1:34:13 PM)
I was with my first dom for a short time - and he wanted to watch "Hostel". For those of you that haven't heard about it, it involves young people being hunted and tortured to death for fun and profit. I lasted about 20 minutes before I had to leave the room. [:'(] It was just .....nasty, for the sake of being nasty. Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! and now I've thought about it again. I need a good brain wash.[:o]

DesFIP -> RE: the tortures i endure (12/12/2013 6:44:59 PM)
Two days in a hurricane is nothing. Try three days of an ice storm. Or after hurricanes Irene and Lee, six weeks of no internet. Now that's just evil!

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