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jlf1961 -> You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/13/2013 9:37:50 AM)

When you do the following:

1) You and your gang of killers stab the mother fucker twenty times, shot him five times, and he dies trying to reload his pistol to keep fighting back.

Who was this bad ass you might ask? Edward Teach, aka Black Beard.

2) You are hired by a leader of a not so friendly country to kill a guy that reads books, wears glasses and your basic philosopher type.
You sneak up behind him and bury an Ice Axe in his skull. He gets pissed off and tries to strangle you.

This was Leon Trotsky.

Then there was Grigori Rasputin, poisoned, shot in the back four times, wrapped in a sheet and thrown in a river, and he died of hypothermia, he had almost gotten out of the sheet.




lovethyself -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/13/2013 12:45:42 PM)

Either that, or you seriously need to work on those killing skills. Just sayin'...




TheWillToThrive -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 4:41:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lovethyself

Either that, or you seriously need to work on those killing skills. Just sayin'...


+1 lol




HipPoindexter -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 8:19:55 AM)

rasputin's astonishing foot long cock was supposedly severed after his death and became an object of veneration for a cabal of devotees. almost certainly false, but certainly one of history's most flattering myths!

http://www.omg-facts.com/History/Rasputin-s-Penis-Was-Allegedly-Severed-A/51692




hlen5 -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 8:22:52 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheWillToThrive


quote:

ORIGINAL: lovethyself

Either that, or you seriously need to work on those killing skills. Just sayin'...


+1 lol


+ 2 LOL




LadyPact -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 9:08:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wanderingjew
When she has a bigger dick than you do.

I like you already.





Rawni -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 9:19:17 PM)

Oh a show and tell! [:D]

Can I be the judge? (Cause you know I have nothing to show.) [;)]




LadyPact -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 9:38:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wanderingjew
Um, before I reciprocate - how big is yours?

Which one? [;)]





ResidentSadist -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/20/2013 10:11:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lovethyself

Either that, or you seriously need to work on those killing skills. Just sayin'...

+3




LadyPact -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/21/2013 12:30:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wanderingjew
Well the smallest, of course, I mean we have to protect my fragile ego and all that.

I've got a couple of bullets, if those count.




Rawni -> RE: You know you picked the wrong person to fuck with when... (12/21/2013 12:33:31 AM)

ROFLMAO!




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