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RE: Three old high school friends just unfriended me on... - 12/14/2013 7:02:12 AM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I see no one commented on how I would like to see Jesus looking when he returns...

I mean think of all those holier than thou christians when he shows up wearing a green bay packers t shirt, a UNC ball cap, cargo shorts, talking like that surfer from fast times at ridgemont high, wearing sandals and sporting a marijuana belt buckle.

I am sorry but the God of my understanding and his son are pretty laid back and mellow, I mean God kinda sorta cooled out after the smittings in the old testament, and Jesus told everyone to forgive everyone else, hung out with hookers, and he certainly did not have a wall street hair cut.

As it states (quite clearly) in Leviticus 7 "And he shalt walk the Earth once again, proudly proclaiming for all who have ears to hear and eyes to see, that the SeaHawks sit on the right hand of God".

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RE: Three old high school friends just unfriended me on... - 12/14/2013 7:03:24 AM

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So, if he returns from being dead..... will he go through a zombie stage first or just come back fully alive?

No, the son of god bypasses the zombie thing. And as I understand the bible he would probably be born to a human mom, you know the whole virgin mom thing, or as some people insist, he will descend from heaven with the stealthiness of a thief in the night.