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funguy10 -> Help with profile (12/15/2013 10:04:33 PM)

Hi can a mistress please read my bio/profile and let me know what you think. i know what i want but not to sure i am coming accross the way i want to. i also dont want to say anything that might violaite the TOS. thanks for your time.



DarkSteven -> RE: Help with profile (12/15/2013 10:39:54 PM)

I'm not a Mistress but I'll give it a shot.

To me, it says "I'm going to require some work." I'd recommend that you emphasize more about what you're like vanilla-wise, and what you'd bring to a relationship. Do you want to take her to an opera? Paddleboating? Dinners out, or picnics? You'll be spending 95% of your time in vanilla activities, so let her know your idea about them.

Also, I hate to nitpick, but on the Internet, spelling, grammar, and sentence structure mean a lot. Yours needs work.

Finally, the Dommes here are swamped with messages. Why would they go to some youtube profile to check out your pics? Just give them here.

Welcome to the site.



funguy10 -> RE: Help with profile (12/15/2013 10:53:38 PM)

thanks for the awesome advice. the main proablem is i dont have a pc. i use the 360/ps3 lmao. i teach ancient languages so i dont want to come accross as Ross off of friends lol. also i have 2 main concerns with my profile.

1 i dont want to violate TOS. so i am not sure how open i can be

2 my identity. i dont want to say too much. as my students or collegues might find this side of me out. which would destroy my carreer. i dont need that lol.

so please continue as i am not sure what else to do or say. i read the links on attracting a dom. but dont want to share to much publicly till i find one i can open up to safetly.



DarkSteven -> RE: Help with profile (12/16/2013 4:34:20 AM)

1. TOS involves any illegal activities. The common violation is to mention underage sex or kink activity, incest, or bestiality. Avoid those and you should be fine.

2. Show pics anyway. Just use ones that don't show your face, and don't use one common to a vanilla site, just in case someone tracks it.


I'm having a hard time buying your story. You claim that you teach ancient languages, which sounds like uni. Yet you can't afford a computer and you have no issue with your writing looking so poor.

On the Internet, whenever a man's story sounds fishy, usually it's because he's married and sneaking around. Why else would you be confined to a Playstation?






kalikshama -> RE: Help with profile (12/16/2013 5:07:01 AM)

I suggest you remove all the kink test scores. If a woman wants you to take a particular test, she will give it to you. Most women want to know about you as a man, not as a list of fetishes. While you are allowed to be open in your profile, with the exceptions DS mentioned, I strongly recommend against it.

You say you don't have a computer - I don't understand how you were able to make the youtube videos on a 360/ps3. Also, you being a teacher and not having a computer just does not ring true. If it is true, then it sounds like you don't have your life together.

As for the pictures, when doing a search, I excluded people without pictures, so someone who sent me to youtube to see pics would not have even come up in my search. Also, the baggy t-shirt isn't doing you any favors. Maybe find a picture of yourself when you are dressed up for a wedding or something and put a bar over your eyes. (And of course cut other people out of it.) I can help you with photo editing if you like.



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Help with profile (12/16/2013 5:25:50 AM)

I agree with what Kalikshama said about the test scores. As well as not really being interesting, they're also sort of meaningless. What do the numbers mean? I know they are scored 1-5, but which is high? Is it a score of how much those things turn you on, or how much experience you have, or how good you are?

I know what you are saying about grammar being difficult on your ps3 but when all you have to attract people are your words, you want those words to look good. If you hadn't posted here I would never have got down to the part about the ps3, I'd have clicked off after your first couple of sentences, assuming you were just too lazy to type properly. For the record, I also think it's a bit odd to be a teacher and not have a computer. That must make work hard.

Lastly, if you're worried about being recognised, it's a bad idea to link to youtube which has clear shots of your face, your voice, and the inside of your living room. If you're not worried about it, might as well put a photo up since, as has been pointed out, many people will only search for profiles with photos.

As an afterthought - some of your youtube videos are pretty old. You might want to think hard about whether they still represent who you are and if not, either take them down or take your username out of your profile here. I watched your virginity video and found what you are talking about to be pretty alien to me - which is fine, because it means we wouldn't be a match. Just make sure you still agree with all those statements you are putting out there and connecting to your profile, so you're not accidentally screening out people who might fit.



RedMagic1 -> RE: Help with profile (12/16/2013 7:48:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: funguy10
thanks for the awesome advice. the main proablem is i dont have a pc. i use the 360/ps3 lmao. i teach ancient languages so i dont want to come accross as Ross off of friends lol.

Traditionally, a lot of college professors create new profiles on this site during the December holidays.



funguy10 -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 5:54:24 PM)

well i do have a pc but it is in the shop. its 80 grand so i am not just gonna chuck it. i am a real person with a high position. so please respect that. i cant have collegues/students finding me here. so i protect myself much like the women do on any site. women have me going to all sorts of sites to prove myself. they can do the same curtousy to me. i am on here when time allows. i have alot of responsibility that cant be ignored. as for vanilla stuuff. just read my whole profile. we all filled that in under the right tabs. thanks for your input :)



Blonderfluff -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 6:01:13 PM)

What kind of PC costs 80 Grand??? Wtf.



funguy10 -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 6:13:05 PM)

a homemade high end gaming one ;) it has top line on everything ie 80 times drive extra :)



Apocalypso -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 6:45:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: funguy10

a homemade high end gaming one ;) it has top line on everything ie 80 times drive extra :)


Unless you're using Hal 9000, even a top end gaming PC is not 80k. (And if it's homemade it should cost less, not more).



LadyPact -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 7:10:46 PM)

OP, if it hadn't specifically been for the request to help with the profile, I wouldn't have read the whole thing. I'd have hit the button to close it long before I reached the end.

Yes. Seriously. Take the scores out of the text. There is an interest list about kinks that you've already filled out, so there's no need to clog up the text portion of your profile by repeating those scores. When a profile is too long, a number of women will stop reading it and just go to the next. Same thing when certain phrases about 'ask and I'll tell you'. The numbers gave of the ratio of submissive males to Dominant women just doesn't work well for these areas.

Add Me to the list of not being willing to go to youtube just to see pics. It's more than I'm willing to invest out of thousands upon thousands of profiles here.

If you aren't in the situation to fix the spelling and grammar, I have no idea of why you'd actually ask for profile help if you can't fix the most obvious problem. Particularly coming from somebody who says they teach? Wouldn't you fail any student who turned in such a hideous bit of writing?



LordAeduard -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 8:19:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: funguy10

a homemade high end gaming one ;) it has top line on everything ie 80 times drive extra :)


[image]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6004/rotflmao.jpg[/image]


I just happened to see this thread scroll by on the main screen.

I call shenanigans...err...I mean bullshit. The highest end home PC does NOT cost $80K. Actually they're about $15,000, but even then you're overpaying. I could build you one for around $3K which will kick everything's ass out there. And the phrase "80 times drive extra" is pure gibberish.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Help with profile (12/17/2013 8:26:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: funguy10

well i do have a pc but it is in the shop. its 80 grand so i am not just gonna chuck it. i am a real person with a high position. so please respect that. i cant have collegues/students finding me here. so i protect myself much like the women do on any site. women have me going to all sorts of sites to prove myself. they can do the same curtousy to me. i am on here when time allows. i have alot of responsibility that cant be ignored. as for vanilla stuuff. just read my whole profile. we all filled that in under the right tabs. thanks for your input :)


My eyes, my EYES!! Dude, seriously, you can not call yourself a teacher of languages in a 'high position' while abusing your native tongue so horribly and still be taken seriously. If you can type mistakes, you can type correctly. I could hardly get through your posts without cringing so there was no way I would bother with reading your profile even if I was looking.

If you can't figure out how to get yourself across with creative use of photos that don't reveal your identity but DO give a sense of who you are and what you're about, I surely won't be clicking on anything taking me off the site to research you. Most women won't. They'll just move along to the next profile.

You'll have to bring your A game if you want follow-through.



Copper29 -> RE: Help with profile (12/18/2013 7:42:39 AM)

Ohhh, dear, OP.

You're obviously trying very hard to impress someone here, but nobody's impressed, so clearly it isn't working. Ludicrous overstatements of your supposed wealth and intellect aren't getting you anywhere. You need to tear down your profile and rewrite it, honestly describing your interests, your station in life, and what you are hoping to get out of a mistress/kink experience. Until then, you're just giving everyone mixed feelings of pity and amusement.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Help with profile (12/18/2013 10:30:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Copper29

Ohhh, dear, OP.

You're obviously trying very hard to impress someone here, but nobody's impressed, so clearly it isn't working. Ludicrous overstatements of your supposed wealth and intellect aren't getting you anywhere. You need to tear down your profile and rewrite it, honestly describing your interests, your station in life, and what you are hoping to get out of a mistress/kink experience. Until then, you're just giving everyone mixed feelings of pity and amusement.


May I plagiarize that, Copper? It sums the situation up so succinctly.

Well, I guess the OP either took offense or actually took the good advice given to start over; either way the profile is not found.



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