Dreamless -> RE: Who else has seen Part 2 of The Hobbit? (12/18/2013 3:43:38 AM)
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Okay, so... SPOILER warning, kind of. I just... I... Me and my lady are hanging out the day before, we watched part 1 to refresh ourselves, and I decided to predict what would happen in the second part. We'd seen the trailers and knew that Legolas and their new elf chicka are going to be running around. So I said, "Right, so, first they're going to duplicate the Lothlorien arrow circle scene with Legolas instead of Haldir. Tauriel is going to end up saving the dwarves in the forest, then she's going to fall for Kili because he's the most attractive dwarf, but she's already involved with Legolas. She's going to end up leaving with them in the barrels sequences; Legolas will follow because LOVE TRIANGLE." ... I was joking. JOKING. I called it down to the godsdamned fucking dwarf. Really liked how they did Smaug. Bilbo's descent into uncomfortableness and the subtle leanings on the beginning of his transformation with the ring while contracted with his heroic character arc... it's really well done. It's spot on. Mirkwood made me very pleased. Jerk elf dad is a total jerk elf dad, Legolas is just a jerk elf in a bunch of other jerk elves, just he happens to be an existing character. So very pleased that they kept the drunk elves. Loved the hints at the elven caste system not being so hot, the subtle hints that elves and orcs aren't so different... lots of gray going on, no "true heroes", pretty much everyone in the movie is a jerk with ulterior motives. The overwhelming theme of greed is present in a way I thought they missed in the first movie... this one hits it home better. But... It still feels like a 3 hour long trailer for Lord of the Rings. Everything is a callback. EVERYTHING. I plan on seeing it again once I get paid. Because it is seriously eye candy and worthy of the big screen. Especially Smaug.
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