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jlf1961 -> An expirement (12/16/2013 5:34:29 PM)

Alright, let us suppose there really is a Santa Claus.

For Santa to get to every home on the planet, as stated, and delivery presents for everyone that believes, the following has to apply:

1) He has found a way to manipulate time.
Explanation: He has to be able to stop time for the world, while still being able to move with in that stopped time. Thus he has command of technology far more advanced than the human race has managed.

2) To carry all those gifts, he has gained control of inter-dimensional fields.
In effect he has created a tardis, or containers that are much bigger on the inside than outside, I opt for him having developed his version of the tardis, which explains his ability in point one.

Now assuming those two facts are indeed truth, and not myth, it is therefore possible to make the following requests of Santa.

For Christmas I would like the following:

1) 2380 Krupp designed and manufactured Ground Effect, 200 ton, Fusion powered Panzers as in those used by the Hammer's Slammers regiment. These tanks will not be built until @2350BC.

2) 20 Mobile Infantry Divisions of Combat Armor (Powered) as in the book Starship Troopers, with spares and replacement components. These should become available in the next 200 years.

3) Enough Drop ships to carry and deliver the MI troops to where ever I need to. Various classes Corvettes, Cruisers and Heavy Dreadnaughts.

4) Transport craft to move the Armored Divisions to where needed.

5) Training facilities to train initial personnel and replacements.

6) enough currency accepted anywhere in the galaxy to cover operational expenses for the first 10 years.

By all means, anyone who wants to add their christmas wish list using Santa's must have technology to accomplish, feel free to put it in this topic.




ShaharThorne -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 5:36:08 PM)

I want a Tardis...




SorceressJ -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 5:54:19 PM)

I want: 1. several pounds of See's bordeaux chocolates with the jimmys on them, 2. a new backyard telescope, 3. an umber dye job on my hair, and 4. all servicefolk to be home with their families by next week. Kthnxbi.




Phoenixpower -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 5:58:08 PM)

I want him to take off 60lbs of my body and pass it on to ShaharThorne [:)]




MistressDarkArt -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 6:41:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

I want: 1. several pounds of See's bordeaux chocolates with the jimmys on them,


My mommy taught me to share. Come over to my house, SorceressJ. These are my favorite, and I have a pound box of just those (milk, not dark).




DesFIP -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 6:57:20 PM)

I don't want a tardis. But I've always wanted K-9.




Blonderfluff -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 7:00:47 PM)

I want a fabulous pair of black patent leather Louboutain's and my Nana's Swedish coffeecake.


Oh. And World Peace. Of course.




SorceressJ -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 7:27:43 PM)

quote:

My mommy taught me to share. Come over to my house, SorceressJ. These are my favorite, and I have a pound box of just those (milk, not dark)


Oh, and I want MistressDarkArt to have anything she wants and everything she needs, because <Good Damn Taste In Candy>, that's why. [:D]




Blonderfluff -> RE: An expirementuewt (12/16/2013 7:36:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

quote:

My mommy taught me to share. Come over to my house, SorceressJ. These are my favorite, and I have a pound box of just those (milk, not dark)


Oh, and I want MistressDarkArt to have anything she wants and everything she needs, because <Good Damn Taste In Candy>, that's why. [:D]

Santa.
I second Sorceress' request. MD is a stellar lady, and deserves her heart's desire.
Oh. And throw in a pair of Louboutiains for Sorceress as well!!!




TNDommeK -> RE: An expirementuewt (12/16/2013 8:04:11 PM)

Dear Santa!
I want the same shoes that blonder wants except make mine boots.
I also want the chocolates and I want 30 lbs off my body (taken off in the right spots of course).
I want everything that I've pointed at and driven my hubby crazy over, to appear under my tree.
I also want a new truck, jacked up with mud kings on it...extra cab, a winch on the front with an aggressive grill.
Hmmm...I'd also like a library to magically appear added onto my house. Or at least those really cool tall bookshelves that I can put against the wall.

I'd like an extra two hours to be added to everyday so I have time to do things.
Maid service for a year (even though I'd prolly help her clean... I'm such a control freak)

Oh..and world peace.

Last thing...a glock 23




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: An expirementuewt (12/16/2013 8:21:59 PM)

Dear Santa,

I want Mister Man's mom to be healthy again. I want the 2 of us to be able to spend our first Christmas together.
I'd like for us to have a library room with built in bookshelves and comfy cozy, deep seated, wide recliners. Add a long, wide couch to that.
Make it so that recovery for my other Half goes very well and the PTSD gets treated properly. That they find the right meds for him once and for all.




DomKen -> RE: An expirementuewt (12/16/2013 8:31:13 PM)

For Christmas I want every child to be loved and get some gift so none feel left out.




LittleForDaddy31 -> RE: An expirementuewt (12/16/2013 8:38:26 PM)

Wine of the month club membership.




TheHeretic -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 9:30:21 PM)

How about for Christmas to fall on a Friday, every year? This middle of the week crap is a pain in the ass. I want the following couple of days off to play with my new toys, and then another day off for the wife, so she can recover from me playing with my new toys [;)].




Toysinbabeland -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 11:48:38 PM)

For Christmas Santa, I'd simply ask for a red rider carbine action 200 shot bbgun
That and a good pair of binoculars.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: An expirement (12/16/2013 11:53:13 PM)

You'll shoot your eye out!! [;)]




LanceHughes -> RE: An expirement (12/17/2013 12:59:22 AM)

I have my Mega-Million tickets, Santa.  All I want for Christmas is the numbers on my tickets to be pulled. Thanks!
(Of course, the numbers pulled should all be on one line...... 'Cause if the numbers pulled are on my ticket, but not on one line.... well, then, that's not much of a present, now, is it?)

Actually, all I really want for Christmas is a decent paying, decent job.




ShaharThorne -> RE: An expirement (12/17/2013 5:02:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

I want him to take off 60lbs of my body and pass it on to ShaharThorne [:)]

HEYYY!!!! I am trying to lose weight as well!!!

Maybe the Tardis has an exercise bike...




jlf1961 -> RE: An expirement (12/17/2013 5:26:52 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne


quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

I want him to take off 60lbs of my body and pass it on to ShaharThorne [:)]

HEYYY!!!! I am trying to lose weight as well!!!

Maybe the Tardis has an exercise bike...



Dont know about the exercise bike, but it has a pool




ShaharThorne -> RE: An expirement (12/17/2013 6:39:03 AM)

even better!




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