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silkNsteel -> Who let the nuts out? (7/4/2006 8:15:20 AM)
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It has been a long month.
I was in my garden tending my roses when there was a knock on my door. A gentleman from another country greeted me politely and said he was interested in being friends. I thought to myself, a long distance pen pal could be fun and learning about another country is always good so we began chatting. Several communications about the weather, time zones and roses later, he asks if I wear panties… Strange turn in the conversation I thought to myself. Then he says “wear white silky for me! U look sexy!” Understandably a bit confused I ask him what he is talking about and he replies “plz!” and continues to say “u show me panties on cam and be sexy!”. I show him the door instead and hurry to spray repellant on my roses in case it was contagious.
Almost a week passes before I hear another knock and find a gentleman waiting to talk with me. He greets me politely before saying “cam now slave! Obey me!” I quickly slam the door in his face and lock it.
A few days later another gentleman knocks interested in my friendship. We enjoyed several short chats before he asked me to pluck my eyebrows and let him watch on cam… I sigh sadly as I bolt the door for the night.
A week passes quietly before another knock on the door. I open it cautiously to another foreign gentleman who announces that he loves dogs! Well I always enjoy chatting with another dog lover and we start sharing stories. The conversation took a sharp left turn when he asked me if I had dirty feet and if he could see them… I quickly installed another deadbolt on the door.
I enjoyed almost a week and a half of peace before there was another knock on the door. I was relieved to see a woman who said she was interested in being friends. I was just beginning to relax when she asked me if I enjoyed the company of other women. When I replied that I have friends of both sexes she laughed harshly and replied “No more contact with dirty men! You will serve only me now slave!” I quickly lock all the deadbolts behind her. Waiting until she is gone I then check the door and front of the house for some sort of explanation of why these people cant see the sign saying “Friends only”.
Yes it has been a very long month indeed, however the roses are blooming nicely despite all the idiot repellant I have been forced to use around the house. [8|]
Thank you for listening to my silly rant. I feel better now.
*smiles and waves as she goes back to her garden *
silk
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