What do you get when you cross a masochist with an insomniac?
A girl who can't sleep...unless she's really beat!
If you're a Dom and you think a "penis gag" is a "Smiley Face" painted on your genitals...Then, you ain't If you're a sub who thinks that a "buttplug" is a commercial for a proctologist...You ain't. If you're a Dom who thinks that "anal sex" means getting laid only once a year...You ain't. If you're a Domme who thinks that the "Gates of Hell" are the tollbooths on the Bay Bridge...You ain't. If you're a sub who tells a Dom(me) that you enjoy "scat" because you own everything Ella Fitzgerald ever recorded ...You ain't. If you're a Dom who thinks that "TPE" means Toilet Paper-Extended, the new extra long roll...You ain't. "What is the difference between a sub and a mosquito??"
You swat a mosquito and it stops sucking.
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"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me."
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
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