HipPoindexter
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hi there, yourbigdaddy. we noticed you had some concerns about management practices and i just wanted to "take a moment" to process your feelings with you. first of all, yourbigdaddy, can i call you bigdaddy? terrific. i think that a casual and open atmosphere is the best way to approach workplace issues and one great way to foster such an attitude is to use more familiar names. no no, you don't have to call me Mr. Poindexter. Mir Poindexter is my dad. lol. you can just call me "hip." so anyway, bigdaddy, i hear that you're concerned about some of our motivational practices. let me assure you that coaching sessions should never be taken personally. we are all accountable to someone. i'm accountable to my boss too and i bet i get coached just as much as you. and my boss likes to use salty language and doesn't like to "pull her punches" the way that i do. that's right, my boss is a woman. ha ha. what an age we live in. listen, bigdaddy, you're a highly valued member of our team and you will remain a highly valued member of our team just so long as you continue to meet quotas and can avoid letting these informal coaching sessions turn into anything more serious, such as written reports that turn up in your personnel file. now there is no correlation between "squeaky wheels" and "written reports" but you should keep in mind that the more a wheel squeaks, so to speak, the more likely i am to, well you know, look at that wheel. scrutinize it, if you will. and the more someone is scrutinized, the more likely it is that some concerns will become evident, some of which would have to be documented. it would never be personal, just a formal record of concerns about where you, er, the wheel, might deviate from best practices as outlined in our handbook.. it's a big thick handbook, bigdaddy. big and thick. so are we on the same page? we are? terrific! hey thanks a bundle for taking the time to have this little chat with me. you can close your door on the way out. and have a great day! your pal, skip (your much younger boss)
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