Quit yer bitchin.

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Quit yer bitchin.

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Quit yer bitchin.

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Quit yer bitchin. - 12/24/2013 10:45:18 AM

jlf1961

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

Once more the United States Government has foiled my plans to set up a comprehensive radar controlled anti aircraft battery for the purpose of shooting Santa out of the sky and filling my freezer with reindeer meat.

I find the fact that the US Government waves the regulations to allow that red suited [insert derogatory term here] to enter the airspace of the US without a proper quarantine period for the reindeer.

Add to that the fact that there is no record of FAA inspections of the sleigh.

The US public screams about the NSA spying on US citizens, "he knows when your sleeping, he knows when you are awake, he knows when you have been bad or good.." this guy has been spying on everyone for god knows how long.

If it is okay for him to spy on us, then stop bitchin about the NSA, FBI, ATF or any other federal agency spying on you. Besides, how do you know that those government agencies arent working for the fat man?

Or is it that the fat guy spies on you and then gives you "presents" if you behave within certain arbitrary rules that decide if you have been "good."

What defines "Good" anyway?

Was Phil Robertson being good? Or Lindsey Lohan?

What about the A list celebrities that cant seem to keep their clothes on in movies?

For that matter, how do you know you have been "good" this year?

What about the 'bad' things we consider to be 'good?'

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/24/2013 11:01:55 AM

MalcolmNathaniel

Posts: 1394
Joined: 9/20/2010
Status: offline

You can get reindeer sausage online. I won't post a link but GIYF.

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/25/2013 4:11:34 AM

ShaharThorne

Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline

Remind me to check the butcher shop...

Meanwhile, had a feral boar attack one of my brother's dogs. This is my nephew's dog and he is in Florida now with his mom. I have now idea what my brother is going to do. Mom is suggesting asking one of our neighbors for his hog trap.

_____________________________

Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

(in reply to MalcolmNathaniel)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/25/2013 7:08:15 AM

Zonie63

Posts: 2826
Joined: 4/25/2011
From: The Old Pueblo
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Once more the United States Government has foiled my plans to set up a comprehensive radar controlled anti aircraft battery for the purpose of shooting Santa out of the sky and filling my freezer with reindeer meat.

I find the fact that the US Government waves the regulations to allow that red suited [insert derogatory term here] to enter the airspace of the US without a proper quarantine period for the reindeer.

Add to that the fact that there is no record of FAA inspections of the sleigh.

Of course, it could be that Santa is giving the U.S. government no other choice. Anyone who could seemingly warp time and deliver packages to millions of households in a single night would be a very potent enemy if we got on his wrong side. He must have a huge manufacturing base to be able to produce all those toys, but he could switch over to war production in a heartbeat if need be. He could outfit thousands of Santa sleighs with guns and rockets, along with the specially-designed "Rudolph" Laser System.

They couldn't stop Santa even if they wanted to.

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/25/2013 9:39:19 AM

kiwisub12

Posts: 4742
Joined: 1/11/2006
Status: offline

Bah hum bug .... *stomps off in the snow* dad gum gobment!

(in reply to Zonie63)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/25/2013 9:41:17 AM

RemoteUser

Posts: 2854
Joined: 5/10/2011
Status: offline

Santa's voyeuristic kink isn't all that bad. Sure, he micromanages and he uses minorities for slave labour. He never talks about his wife but always wants somebody on his lap. Haven't we all been there?

I think the US government just needs more red velvet and fluffy pompoms. (I think they've already indulged everything else I listed, for the man with many names who reverse burgles homes in a ride that makes steampunk look old school.)

_____________________________

There is nothing worse than being right. Instead of being right, then, try to be open. It is more difficult, and more rewarding.

(in reply to Zonie63)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/28/2013 7:59:23 AM

MercTech

Posts: 3706
Joined: 7/4/2006
Status: offline

No, no, no,... they don't want to shoot down Santa but they do track him...

Straight poop from snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/norad.asp

(in reply to RemoteUser)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: Quit yer bitchin. - 12/28/2013 8:13:01 AM

Rule

Posts: 10479
Joined: 12/5/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
For that matter, how do you know you have been "good" this year?

If one has been good, one receives candy. If one has been naughty, it is either being shipped off in a sack, or getting a coal in one's stockings.

_____________________________

"I tend to pay attention when Rule speaks" - Aswad

"You are sweet, kind, and ever so smart, Rule. You ALWAYS stretch my mind and make me think further than I might have on my own" - Duskypearls

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 8