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MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Someone kill me now... I have heard it all. (12/27/2013 5:45:03 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
The majority of conspiracy theorists are conservatives, and also believe in UFO's and alien abductions. The liberals that are UFO believers tend to follow the "Aliens are our friends" theory, which is to say that when an Extraterrestrial life form does contact us, they will solve all our problems.
I tend to believe ET will solve our problems, by doing just what humans did with "primitive" civilizations, slavery, genocide and other friendly activities.
How wrong you are. Liberal conspiracy theorists tend to believe in things like the Bilderbergers and the Illuminati - rich people with long term plans taking over the world.
Someone related to me went on a protest march in Washington, D.C. He came back later that night and insisted on telling me that he knew, KNEW, that the government was spying on them with dragonfly shaped aerial microphones. THEY WERE SPYING ON US!
Three things wrong with that, right off the top of my head (and I had been drinking.)
1) They were there TO BE SEEN! That's why they were protesting in the first place. What was there to spy on?
2) Why use such complicated measures when they were in D.C., at the frelling street the Capitol building is on? They would have just used cameras on all of those buildings they were passing.
3) He was in electrical engineering in college at the time. A dragonfly device would not have the battery power to sustain flight for more than a few seconds. He should have known that from his studies if he wasn't too busy protesting.
Answer to all of those? He was smoking something that he shouldn't have been. And a lot of it.
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