AthenaSurrenders
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ORIGINAL: windchymes Now this is interesting, as I do have a suitor at the moment who is VERY shy. He is a brown-haired, thin and fretful Leo, and I am a plump, amiable blonde/redhead. It would be fun to test the charm, disgusting as it sounds, to see just what might happen! Take one for the team, all in the name of science! OK - Everybody make note, windchymes is going to carry round a bottle of her own wee for science. Please report back with your results. The Witch Charm Take nine new needles and nine new pins, put them into a new phial, fill the phial with your own urine, cork it tightly, tie over the cork a piece of pure white paper in order to be sure that there is no defect in the corking, put the phial in your bosom, where you must carry it uninterrupted by night and day for nine consecutive days, if necessary. The moment you have placed the phial in your bosom, your lover (or the man you are destined to marry) will begin to feel uneasy and will not be satisfied until he has had an interview with you and made you an offer of marriage. When he has paid his first visit after the charm, all will go well, and you should then throw the phial violently on a stone and break it, as you will thus relieve the poor fellow from considerable anxiety and some pain, for (according to ancient belief) he himself will not be able to urinate until the witch-charm be broken. If nine days pass without any demonstration towards you from a man, you will never marry. Enjoy. I have to carry a "phial" in my bosom for 9 days??? I thought I could just pee in a Poland Spring bottle and keep it in the fridge or something. Can't I just invoke a horny stag petronus or something? Well, are you willing to pluck out some pubic hairs and sew them into the hems of his handkerchiefs, as an alternative? Lance, I'm not ignoring you sweetie, but I'm getting ready for bed so I will give you your fortune in the morning - don't make any huge life changing decisions before then!
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