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popeye1250 -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/27/2013 8:47:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

I got an amazing Christmas gift from my awesome mother, and I thought it might be a bit of a giggle to share it with you.

She got me a book printed 1860 with the tremendous title:

'Peletiah Pettengill's Perfect Fortune-Teller and Dream-Book;
Or, the ART OF DISCERNING FUTURE EVENTS
as practiced by
MODERN SEERS AND ASTROLOGERS
being also
A Key to the Hidden Mysteries of the Middle Ages.
To which is added
CURIOUS AND AMUSING CHARMS, INVOCATIONS, SIGNS ETC'

If anyone cares to take a turn, I will interpret your dream, tell you your zodiac-based personality (be warned, some of them are damning!), advise you on how to choose a good husband or wife, make various prognostications based on your moles, or provide you with charms to make your wife fruitful or check if your valentine is true to you.

Anyone want to play?



Athena, what's the author's middle name "Penelope?"
Here's a proposition for you, after you read that book give me the numbers in here for the powerball and mega-millions and I'll play them and if they win you and your mother both get new Cadillacs! Oh, and a new house. Oh, and some walking around money.




Blonderfluff -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/27/2013 8:48:11 PM)

Athena
You are so generous. This is great fun! It's like sitting around a campfire telling fortunes!!!




popeye1250 -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/27/2013 8:53:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Athena
You are so generous. This is great fun! It's like sitting around a campfire telling fortunes!!!




Blonder, Yeah, "Hey Athena, where'd you get the new Cadillac?"




littlewonder -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/27/2013 9:03:10 PM)

My dreams are so boring. They're just me going about my everyday life; going to work, cooking, cleaning, hanging out with daughter or Master or my deceased husband...just normal stuff we all go through everyday-and then I wake up but I have to sit on the bed to make sure I'm awake since I'm not sure if I'm still dreaming or not and have to reassess where I'm at...my current home? One of my former homes? Work? Master's? Where? I know, weird huh?

Oh and I'm an Aquarius, brown hair, brown eyes and I have a birth mark on my pubic mound...unpigmented skin in the shape of South America.




LadyPact -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/27/2013 10:23:10 PM)

I agree that it's a very neat gift. I think I've already pieced Mine together as a Libra female with a birthmark just a bit above the rear of the left knee on the back of the thigh.

Afraid that I don't have a dream that I remember off of the top of My head, but maybe there will be a good future for Me tomorrow?




hlen5 -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/28/2013 1:29:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders


...............and moderately given to the joys of Hymen'

(Does anyone else love all these euphemisms for sexual appetite?)


Yes!

I enjoyed "fond of connubial joys"myself!!

So far, none of the doom stuff has happened. No trips to the pokey for me!!






FieryOpal -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/28/2013 11:07:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I'd love to hear some of the charms, like the valentine one, since the day is coming :) I have a mole on the bottom of my right foot, is that in there?



The right foot shows you are a person of energy, learning and eloquence!


There, that's better. You made me remember that one, windchymes. Now I just need somebody to post who has a beauty mark on the back of her neck, so I can share in that interpretation, too. [:D]




Kitsuneboi -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/29/2013 1:29:37 AM)

Ooooo.. Oh, oh, oh! This sounds like fun! ^w^ I'm a guy Libra person! I've had this completely weird dream ever since I was very small. My family and I are back where I was born, and I run into this weird building that looks like an old Toys R Us from the outside, but on the inside everything is covered in dust. The first thing I see is up on a shelf the is an old porceline doll, its covered in dust, all but its eyes and face. There's no one in sight, but I continue to walk in cause I like to have adventures and it looked fun. In my dream I'm still about 3 years old, so everything is soo much bigger than me. There are large wooden stands in the middle of the room with three layers each and they're circular. It's decorated for christmas in the store. I walk around and look at all of the candy, its all covered in dust... I look at everything else too, there are all sorts of toys and games and stuff that I'm not sure what they are, but they look cool. I get lonely so I try to move quickly so I can get back, but so I can still see the whole store. Then, I walk back to the front, making the full circle around the whole store, there's an upstairs, but I never go up there. Originally the world starts to vanish and everything fades to darkness, but ever since a few years ago that has changed. When I walk back around, the doll is now facing the middle of the main room, and there is a woman who has a light enveloping her in a dark corner of the room, she is sipping tea, but I cannot see her face, 'cause her bonnet is casting a shadow over it. She looks up at me, and I see she has lips and a nose but I still cannot see her eyes. She smiles and puts her tea cup down, and then I fall back and I'm just falling in water, falling farther and farther away from light from the surface than I wake up. I remember her from somewhere but I don't know where. So that's my weird dream. Or one of them, XD my other dreams are way too weird to type.
If you can tell me what it means then that would be soo cool! >w<
Oh yeah! and I have a birth mark of an arrow on my left upper arm.




AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/29/2013 1:53:53 AM)

Haven't abandoned this thread folks, just got a deadline today. Once I have got some solid work under my belt I will come back and give you some more readings - as you can imagine it's quite time consuming!




ShaharThorne -> RE: Fortunes Told, Dreams Interpreted (12/29/2013 4:37:13 AM)

Just Lizard...had endo surgery and a miscarriage before getting pregnant with her. My doctor had me to take hormonal suppositories for the first trimester. She is a force of nature to reckon with (Aquarius).




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