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jlf1961 -> Questions that really bug me.... (12/27/2013 7:07:16 AM)
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1) If a man is cheating on his wife and has a mistress, is he secretly seeing a dominatrix?
2) Where do the socks go that disappear in the dryer?
3) How do you know if it is the beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning, or just the prologue?
4) Why do normally intelligent women go jogging in shorts and halter top running shirt when the outside temp is below 32 degrees?
5) If we are all waiting for our ship to come in, who is running the ships?
6) If Pi are square, why are pie pans round?
7) If the Brits call saltines biscuits, what do they call biscuits?
8) Why dont babies come with instruction manuals?
9) Why dont you look a gift horse in the mouth, dont you want to know the condition of its teeth?
10) Why the hell do we feel like we are falling in our sleep to wake up laying flat on the bed with dogs looking at you like you crazy?
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