Am I the Only One???

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TieMeInKnottss -> Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 6:46:05 AM)
We all get the emails with naked photos and we all get assaulted by the occasional, inappropriate profile pic BUT... I am starting to wonder if I am becoming desensitized... Am I the only person who: 1. Sees a photo of a man's penis and wants to respond... "Are you really proud of that? Are you the only guy who has not sneaked a peak at the urinal and does not know that there should be MORE!?!?! 2. How well did you clean that kitchen counter before you used it the next time? 3. You are lying NAKED on a hotel bedspread??? 4. Nair and waxing are NOT just for women and metro-sexuals.... 5. Those shoes with that outfit?? Did someone change the "no white shoes" after Labor Day rule? Note to self to google fashion trends and Ms Manners for the New Millennium... I fear I am becoming the pornographic equivalent to those teens who think it is "normal" to see a crowd sprayed with gunfire!!!

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 8:20:25 AM)
And I forgot...for all the men on alt that seem to have penises that bend/droop to one side... "I am not a urologist, but I highly suggest having that thing checked out! " "Doesn't it hurt when your penis bends almost in half like that? I Would be willing to pay someone to put ME in a chastity device too if That happened every time I got an erection .... Alas...I fear engaging these men...All attention is probably good attention to them....

joybaby -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 8:26:47 AM)
combine being on this site with working in healthcare, and you get someone who has seen (and continues to see) wayyyyy more penises than anyone would want. And, of course, i can't say this about every male....but it seems every male i've ever been in contact with really, REALLY wants you to see his. And thinks that you want to.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 11:12:54 AM)
Don't forget to mention that people really should pick up around them before snapping those pics. Action pics with the family and the pets will often find things out of place, but when you're so obviously posing, it wouldn't hurt to maybe make the bed, and pick up the scattered items of clothing off the floor. I'm just sayin'...

OsideGirl -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 11:14:10 AM)
Nope, you're not the only one. And I'll add one, the guy that says he's a passable TV....and my first thought when looking at the photo is "No, you're not".

needlesandpins -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 12:08:00 PM)
well I know from experience that size isn't everything. However, I have seen some photos where i'm thinking 'jeez you need a bushwhacker, and a leaf blower down there man just so I can see what ya got'. mind you that can go for the entire body too. a bit of man care would not go a miss guys. mostly though I don't mind getting the cock shots. i'm one of the seemingly rare women that actually wants to know what he's got if i'm looking for someone. i'm far more concerned about the spread cheeks shot, or the other woman in the shots. for any fault that we may find with guys photos, i'm sure they can find just as many with the women. needles

myotherself -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 1:30:01 PM)
I got one a month or two ago...an extreme close-up of an erection from a guy well into his 70s. My thoughts, in this order, were: 1. Woohoo - it still works! Good for you! 2. Well, it kinda works. Maybe sending a pic of a semi-hard septuagenarian penis isn't the smartest thing you could do... 3. Hang on a sec...what is that stuff...WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!! 4. They have antifungals for that stuff. You might need wart-ex for the other stuff. 5. Why is your pubic hair yellow? 6. Where have your balls gone? I can't see them...oh yes I can. Who knew they'd hang low enough to snuggle up into your asshole when you're lying back? 7. No, I DIDN'T know you could get varicose veins on your penis. I wish I was still that ignorant. Other than that, it was fine.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 1:36:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joybaby combine being on this site with working in healthcare, and you get someone who has seen (and continues to see) wayyyyy more penises than anyone would want. And, of course, i can't say this about every male....but it seems every male i've ever been in contact with really, REALLY wants you to see his. And thinks that you want to. This ^^ TieMe, unless somebody's into small penis humiliation, you can always reply with: "Hmmm. Thanks for sharing. May I ask what exactly is that? Looks like a penis, only smaller."

Blonderfluff -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 1:36:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I got one a month or two ago...an extreme close-up of an erection from a guy well into his 70s. My thoughts, in this order, were: 1. Woohoo - it still works! Good for you! 2. Well, it kinda works. Maybe sending a pic of a semi-hard septuagenarian penis isn't the smartest thing you could do... 3. Hang on a sec...what is that stuff...WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!! 4. They have antifungals for that stuff. You might need wart-ex for the other stuff. 5. Why is your pubic hair yellow? 6. Where have your balls gone? I can't see them...oh yes I can. Who knew they'd hang low enough to snuggle up into your asshole when you're lying back? 7. No, I DIDN'T know you could get varicose veins on your penis. I wish I was still that ignorant. Other than that, it was fine. OMG. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

myotherself -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 1:38:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff OMG. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Just be grateful I deleted the pic [:'(]

DemonMutt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 2:18:50 PM)
Hmm well considering that this discussion seems to be primarily women so I am unsure if I am completely welcome to be butting into said conversation. However I would like to say that though I may be male, and clearly state on every profile for every site I have ever been a part of, I too have recieved many of the types of pics that have been described my main thought on the majority of them varies between disgusted with the fact that these men seem to think I am just as interested in seeing what they have as their own boyfriends are. To seing them and either wondering if they really think they should be proud of what they have, to and I'll be honest here glancing down at my own lap on reflex and thinking damn why can't I have been born with that one. Now I've been told I don't have anyhing to be ashamed of but I figure it's just a guy response to seeing some 12 or 13 incher thats 3 or 4 thick. I'm sorry but I see that and I do honestly feel a twinge of envy at times but also feeling sorry for their gf or bf whatever their prefference may be. But aside from those things the majority of the time I see them and honestly just scroll past whilst rolling my eyes, for I truly pity many of those men figuring hat they are doing this as a desperate attempt in the hopes of impresing someone. I believe that most of those men either are not confident in their ability to impress someone with their wit. Or are honestly conceited enough to believe that, that one feature is enough to make up for any other shortcomings. But thats just my opinion. Sorry for being so long winded I'm personally running on one of my insomnia days and havent slept since night before last, so im mostly bored and looking for people to talk to, and found this conversation intriguing.

DemonMutt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 2:24:17 PM)
Oh and MisstressDark isnt that the line from The Covenant, in the locker room?

HipPoindexter -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 2:52:37 PM)
i don't wanna see tits or asses from strangers. i'm not a prude. when i'm attracted to a woman i do wanna see tits and ass, as often as possible. but if it's just a profile pic of a couple of tits or somebody's ass i just feel insulted. it doesn't matter if it's a porn bot or someone's real profile, the thought behind the image is the same: lol all dudes drool over tits! dick pics are worse of course. because i have a bleak view of human nature i always just assume that any dude with a dick pic or who sends around dick pics unsolicited is willfully trying to victimize women like those dudes in that one reddit subforum who used to brag about tricking women into looking at their dicks in public. i mean dudes like that have always been around but it took the internet to organize them. another job well done, internet.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 5:49:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonMutt Oh and MisstressDark isnt that the line from The Covenant, in the locker room? It may be, I don't know. I actually heard it here. And Mutt, of course you are welcome to post in this thread and any other. It's interesting to get a man's point of view. There have been many interesting discussions here in the past re: penis pics (or other disembodied body parts, male and female.) The consensus I recall is the majority posting don't care for it.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 7:40:26 PM)
As an ex med lab tech, you're killing me with the lying NAKED on a hotel bedspread . . . suddenly I feel dirty and infected. I'd rather lick a used petri dish. [img]http://www.centreofthecell.org/assets/images/p_gingivalis_petri_dish_cropped.jpg[/img] Now I need a shower before I become contagious.

lizi -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 7:59:55 PM)
I once got a picture of a penis entering an ass attached to an introductory email where there were visible anal warts on the anal opening….the penis supposedly belonged to the message writer. Not sure how that all was supposed to impress me and make me want to write back….[&o][X(][>:][:(][:'(]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 9:21:22 PM)
^^^Some people are quite misguided, Lizi. [&:]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 9:26:14 PM)
I was going to ask what anal warts are, but I'm sure I don't wish to be enlightened...

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 9:31:29 PM)
Anal warts are exactly that. And highly transmittable, with or without condoms.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Am I the Only One??? (12/28/2013 9:32:52 PM)
See? That's why I didn't ask! [:D]

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