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ExiledTyrant -> Have you ever... (12/28/2013 3:34:37 PM)

Okay, I'm sure my brand of stoopid may be over the top for most of you... Except Hup, but here goes anyway.

I usually have this intriguing dialogue with my inner moron as I am composing a reply to a post... Well, my inner moron just hit me with something I found very funny (any of you denying conversations with your inner moron are just in denial):

Me: pondering snarky remark
Inner moron: hmmmm... Tourette's!
Me: rethinking snarky remark, which leads to more snark.
Inner moron: ooh Tourette's again!
Me: sifting through the thread to retrain and refrain from snark.
Inner moron: I'm standing by the Tourette's syndrome, cuz you know snark is coming.
Me: (to inner moron) has it ever occurred to you that I might just be an asshole?
Inner moron: that sounds like something someone with Tourette's would say.

Other than the fact I have these little chin wags going on with my inner moron, I suspect he may like me and is trying to protect me from the harsh reality that I may be an asshole.

Soooo.... Do you have any "have you evers" you'd like to share?



Lucylastic -> RE: Have you ever... (12/28/2013 5:01:20 PM)

My inner moron says .... go with tourettes........or go with the tshirt that says, NO I dont have tourettes, I think you 're a cunt.
my inner moron(daft cow) is now laughing



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Have you ever... (12/28/2013 5:02:47 PM)

LMAO!

Thanx Lucy xoxoxoxo

Exiled



Toysinbabeland -> RE: Have you ever... (12/28/2013 5:07:51 PM)

My inner moron had a snarky remark about this post but the asshole in me won't let you know what it is. Heh.



dcnovice -> RE: Have you ever... (12/28/2013 6:26:45 PM)

This thread brought to mind a recent text exchange with my brother. Apparently my filter ain't what it used to be.

Him: So you're seeing the surgeon tomorrow, right? Will the [seriously uncomfortable] drain [in my rectum] come out?

Me: Yes. If he doesn't remove it, I'll yank it out myself.

Him: Thanks for that lovely visual.

Me: Sorry! Cancer has coarsened me, I fear.

Him: Too true!

Me: Hey! That was your cue to say I'm as gracious as ever.

Him: Do you read your own email updates?

Me: Touche [:)]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Have you ever... (12/28/2013 9:08:40 PM)

ME: Do I reply to the asshole msg nicely or not?
INNER MORON: Since when am I not snarky to assholes?
ME: But maybe just once, this guy has some strange finger disease that disallows a typing filter and can't help himself?
INNER MORON: Now really, when haven't they been assholes?
ME: Yeah you're right, send off the snark.....[:D]



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Have you ever... (12/29/2013 3:04:26 PM)

Ha! I love that some of you are in touch with your inner morons.

Thanx for that

Exiled



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Have you ever... (12/29/2013 5:11:54 PM)

Exiled, I never outgrew my inner moron. Took an online test last week. Asks for your real age, 50, you answer a bunch of questions, gives you your mental age. Turns out mine is 20. My dad and Mister Man will both tell you that's no surprise. My dad, not in a good way, MM I make laugh alla time. [;)]



Lucylastic -> RE: Have you ever... (12/29/2013 6:18:52 PM)

My inner moron gets me into a fair bit of trouble..but it has a sick sense of humour and is a constant delight.I think Im stuck at 22 Pooh:) and im 52 in feb:)
growing old is mandatory, growing up isnt.
WIsdom is good n all that...but laughing is so goood



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Have you ever... (12/29/2013 8:02:32 PM)

Grow up? Lil ole moi? Nevaaaah!!! I left the growing up to my younger sister, she got the broomstick up her arse, I got the sense of haha. O, and the boobies....[:D]



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Have you ever... (12/29/2013 8:07:53 PM)

I never have.

I wanted to. August 12th, 1977.

I won't discuss it further.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Have you ever... (12/30/2013 5:15:48 AM)

No worse than a bipolar arguing with herself...



Lucylastic -> RE: Have you ever... (12/30/2013 5:22:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This thread brought to mind a recent text exchange with my brother. Apparently my filter ain't what it used to be.

Him: So you're seeing the surgeon tomorrow, right? Will the [seriously uncomfortable] drain [in my rectum] come out?

Me: Yes. If he doesn't remove it, I'll yank it out myself.

Him: Thanks for that lovely visual.

Me: Sorry! Cancer has coarsened me, I fear.

Him: Too true!

Me: Hey! That was your cue to say I'm as gracious as ever.

Him: Do you read your own email updates?

Me: Touche [:)]


DC< im so happy to see you posting:) I owe you a phone call.many hugs n happy New year



sexyred1 -> RE: Have you ever... (12/30/2013 5:33:24 AM)

Yes, my inner filter is down right now due to this health issue.

I am finding it challenging to remain gracious when so many people are responding to me in various annoying ways.

Example: someone said "you cannot possibly have cancer because you are not skinny".

Another is my Aunt who, when hearing how hysterical I am over the thought of losing my precious hair, said, "oh, please, just shave your head, it's no big deal."

I tend to be quite blunt when faced with stupidity, insensitivity and selfishness.

I am normally very nice, but as Kathy Griffin says, mess with me and I'll cut a bitch!



Toysinbabeland -> RE: Have you ever... (1/2/2014 8:12:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Ha! I love that some of you are in touch with your inner morons.

Thanx for that

Exiled



quote:

"Sometimes I let her look out of the windows" ~toys inner moron



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