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ExiledTyrant -> The newbie survival guide to CM (1/14/2014 10:46:17 AM)
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Since the Mods are such lazy cows, raking in the big bucks on our monthly membership dues (if your betting my Cmail looks like a giant pot of gold after this one, you'd be right), I'll take it upon myself, unpaid, unappreciated, little ole me, to whip you lazy freakin posters into helping with this.
Female /s type:
We understand that you are new to all this, and we are here to help you. On this thread we will prepare you, and arm you against the freaks lurking on the other side. Disclaimer: the freaks on this side are safe, so don't filter us out of your mail.
The first thing you need is a broad selection of pictures, because the freaks on the other side will demand them. So I will list the pictures you need by importance:
Pic #1 your pussy. It can be shaved, furry, stripped, your choice. But my preference is this:
[img]http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1337888462/325/6984325.jpg[/img]
Do not hesitate to send a pic of your pussy, the freaky D's will be grateful.
Pic #2 depending on the vernacular of the particular freaky D on the other side, you may need an assortment of the next pics:
They may request to see your hooters:
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01386/Pygmy-Owls_1386404i.jpg[/img]
Jugs:
[img]http://alphamom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/milkjugwindowart00-e1309443721116.jpg[/img]
Cans:
[img]http://www.robertscottbell.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/BPA.jpg[/img]
Or melons:
[img]http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/melons.jpg[/img]
Pic #3 don't be afraid to show your ass, freaky D's love a good ass pic:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v1klaEdB-E8/S7nI9hlmeaI/AAAAAAAAAE0/Y-Tx2BvlaTA/s1600/Mule-1.jpg[/img]
Other than pics, you'll want to get your hands on a decoder ring:
[img]http://www.mrbreakfast.com/ucp/92_2511_ucp.jpg[/img]
The decoder ring can be the difference between the man of your dreams or the monstrous freak of your worst nightmares.
Example Cmail: on ur kneez, bithc, I iz ur dominate!
When we run this through the decoder we get:
Greetings, I am sensitive, passionate, and enjoy long walks on the beach while holding hands.
As you can see, the decoder ring is a must have in your CM survival kit.
More to follow
Exiled
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