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More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 8:53:10 AM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Sex with a couch. I wonder what the loveseat thought?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/gerard-streator-sex-with-couch_n_1909699.html

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 9:00:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm... There may be more than loose change between the cushions.

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 9:20:24 AM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 10:28:56 AM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 10:48:37 AM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 10:52:39 AM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 12:23:41 PM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 12:36:19 PM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 12:38:03 PM   
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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 1:10:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh that poor couch D: !!

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 3:27:04 PM   
Missokyst


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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 4:35:20 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		So he fell in love with the loveseat at first sight. And people say there's no romance left in this world.

Why not force her into the back of a van, and drag her home with him where he could rape her multiple times. Nobody would have come to her aid.

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 5:57:20 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		I'd bet his seat cushions might have objected to the extra wives. And they know the car...

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 6:16:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Years ago, the FX show Nip/Tuck did a storyline where a doctor was screwing the other doctor's[code][/code] couch. It was hysterical.

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RE: More cushin for the pushin - 1/15/2014 6:19:05 PM   
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