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golden shower - 1/16/2014 9:45:50 AM   
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which mistress has the biggest bladder and gives the best golden shower?
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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 9:48:21 AM   
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Are you kidding?

How would you propose we go about determining that?



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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 9:51:50 AM   
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Wow, dude. Really?

How about you just concern yourself with those who are actually willing to engage in the activity with you? Focus on that.


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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 9:57:16 AM   
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which mistress has the biggest bladder and gives the best golden shower?


Mistress Zandrine Artemis Waterfall has the biggest bladder (hence the name) due to her large stature and lucky genetics.
But rumour has it, that Mistress Wendy-Woo The Dark Dreamer of Dungeontown gives better golden showers. Apparently she can write her name in the snow without removing her underwear.

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 10:29:54 AM   
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which mistress has the biggest bladder and gives the best golden shower?

I'm still wondering why we should give a fig?

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 10:55:09 AM   
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~FRing it~

I put this in Google Translate (regular folks to HNG conversion) and came up with "please provide me with desperately needed stories to spank my monkey to" as the result. That Google is amazingly accurate sometimes!

< Message edited by SeekingTrinity -- 1/16/2014 11:04:58 AM >

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 2:58:10 PM   
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WTF?! lol

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:01:28 PM   
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It's clear to me, all the brain cells went straight to those muscles and there is nothing left upstairs.

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:05:26 PM   
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Do large capacity SHY bladders that won't "let go" count??


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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:07:00 PM   
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With enough water forced into them, they do. Hehe

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:09:03 PM   
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Tell ya what. How about alla you wimmins line up and take turns peeing on someone, and we men will hold up signs with numbers on them. From 1 to 10, just like the Olympics.

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:10:33 PM   
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LOL I'll take a zero and be fine with that. If I decide to compete in anything, it surely will not be the peeing Olympics.

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 3:43:17 PM   
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lol Rawni. lol

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 5:09:44 PM   
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Tell ya what. How about alla you wimmins line up and take turns peeing on someone, and we men will hold up signs with numbers on them. From 1 to 10, just like the Olympics.


You're suggesting a literal pissing contest, DS?

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 5:11:12 PM   
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~FRing it~

I put this in Google Translate (regular folks to HNG conversion) and came up with "please provide me with desperately needed stories to spank my monkey to" as the result. That Google is amazingly accurate sometimes!

^^^Love this!

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RE: golden shower - 1/16/2014 5:43:17 PM   
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Tell ya what. How about alla you wimmins line up and take turns peeing on someone, and we men will hold up signs with numbers on them. From 1 to 10, just like the Olympics.


You're suggesting a literal pissing contest, DS?

hahahahahaha

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 9:18:24 AM   
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Well that was 10 seconds of my life I will never get back reading such a silly question.

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 11:36:44 AM   
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lol,peeing Olympics and the winner gets a golden medal.there are girls like Anna Didovic that has the largest bladder in history was just asking if there are mistresses that have ever got involved in a peeing competition or have a larger capacity than normal,you would think those with a larger capacity would be more into giving them

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 11:49:40 AM   
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lol,peeing Olympics and the winner gets a golden medal.there are girls like Anna Didovic that has the largest bladder in history was just asking if there are mistresses that have ever got involved in a peeing competition or have a larger capacity than normal,you would think those with a larger capacity would be more into giving them



Now that logic is just plain silly.

It's like saying that someone with larger feet should be more into tap dancing, or someone with larger hands should be more into fisting.

See where the problem is?

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 11:51:00 AM   
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Well, its nonsensical at the outset, a pee contest?

Everyone knows you dont want to piss off a Dominatrix.

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