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Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/23/2014 4:29:35 PM)

We might as well cater to them and give them what they want... after all that's what we are really here for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmp8OquVxrY



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: golden shower (1/23/2014 5:07:22 PM)

What's really funny is, the OP hasn't been back anyway. lol

NBMG



ResidentSadist -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 12:04:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman
You sir, win one free Internet.

Oh goodie goodie, I have always wanted my very own internet. Thank you.

I was having a cup of tea and taking a break from work when the reality of how much fun a real Domme pissing contest would be. I remembered back to when all those people from CollarMe flew in for GreedyTop's wedding. I met a couple dozen people from CM in person at that party. It was a blast. So, with instant access to an endless source of data mining on the internet I actually priced out the cost of answering the OPs question. I already new the CM stats on Dommes from a report I made a while ago. So it took about 9 or 10 minutes to sort all that out. Long enough to enjoy a nice fragrant cup of Earl Greyer tea made by The Republic of Tea.

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JstAnotherSub -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 2:04:47 PM)

Get your domme the newest drug to help her fulfill your greatest golden shower fantasies.

Hours of research allow Acme Drugs to present......:::::::::::drumroll:::::::::::

Urinetroublenow. (chemical name: fuck I gotta pee)

Available in 10 to 400 mg to help everyone pee as long as they need to in order to please their sub and get them off.

Warnings:

Not for use when drinking beer, always have depends and buckets close by in case of emergency, if pissing continues for more than 4 hours, call your physician so he can laugh his ass off at you.




PeonForHer -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 3:26:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Everyone knows you dont want to piss off a Dominatrix.


Eh? They *start off* being pissed off.



fartinmynostrils -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 3:43:44 PM)

This topic does seem to make lots of dommes rather pissy



hlen5 -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 3:50:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Get your domme the newest drug to help her fulfill your greatest golden shower fantasies.

Hours of research allow Acme Drugs to present......:::::::::::drumroll:::::::::::

Urinetroublenow. (chemical name: fuck I gotta pee)

Available in 10 to 400 mg to help everyone pee as long as they need to in order to please their sub and get them off.

Warnings:

Not for use when drinking beer, always have depends and buckets close by in case of emergency, if pissing continues for more than 4 hours, call your physician so he can laugh his ass off at you.



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Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 3:54:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: fartinmynostrils

This topic does seem to make lots of dommes rather pissy


To the clueless that wish to blame those attacked by objectification, etc. of course we are pissy. However, I can live with that evaluation from such as yourself. You would actually have to matter and be of some worth before it mattered to me. So far... you think gasses are more important than the person. What value could you have in word, opinion or deed?




JstAnotherSub -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:04:57 PM)

I am making a pot of butter beans tomorrow, wonder how much he would pay?

hehehehe



Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:08:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I am making a pot of butter beans tomorrow, wonder how much he would pay?

hehehehe


LOL... I don't know... but it is most likely the only way he's going to be sniffin gases. I love beans, but I don't get gassy from them. I just ruin wet dreams... I think its a kink, but I was born this way. You know, true and a natural.

I think they might call that a pissy bitch now days.



fartinmynostrils -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:36:33 PM)

I rest my case. :-)



Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:38:03 PM)

You had no case.




fartinmynostrils -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:41:17 PM)

Oooooooh.....BURN! :-)



Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:42:35 PM)

Toot... toot!



fartinmynostrils -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 4:48:02 PM)

"Heeeeeyyyy beep beep!"



PeonForHer -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 5:00:53 PM)

Rawni,

So am I to take it that pissing on a man would not make you horny?
Whether he be scrawny or big and brawni?

A lady such as you, who is feisty, sparky and tawny,
It would give you no pleasure to pee in a way that's admittedly porny,
Just to give a man his heart's desire and over you come over somewhat fawny?





Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 5:09:13 PM)

LOL Peon... you lil ....

There are things I might do for my guy... but this isn't one of them. You have to ask? Oh, you testy little fellow you, creative in all your ways.

If a man needs that, he needs another domina. My worth is far more than my golden showers, though they be golden. His worth surely comes into play and must also be golden, but we can leave out the body waste and objectification on both sides... unless it is only in play when our value to one another has already been proven and it is just a bit of kinky play.

My men will be in golden shower denial, for life.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 5:10:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I am making a pot of butter beans tomorrow, wonder how much he would pay?

hehehehe

Hard to say. A couple days ago some guy offered me $500 for each time I'd scat in his mouth. [:'(][:'(][:'(] Today, another one offered me $100 an hour to pee on him. Who the hell can pee for an HOUR!? hahaha

NBMG



PeonForHer -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 5:11:36 PM)

Nope. I don't understand. I only understand stuff that rhymes.

So there.

;-)



Rawni -> RE: golden shower (1/24/2014 5:15:04 PM)

I bet they had that money right in hand too didn't they. They like to talk pee and shit... make offers... and then run. It's a kinky little game to most of them. Let's see how far we can gross the domina's out or if we can get them to say yes.

If they are really willing... and so are you... drink lots of fluid and eat exlax. Of course this may turn everyone off and lead to a one time event... but what an event! [;)]



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