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ExiledTyrant -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 1:39:47 PM)
Wow! Just wow! I never dreamed that I'd have better sex in prison.

sexyred1 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/24/2014 12:36:54 AM)
Jeez, that was so ho-hum, my mascara didn't even run, my hair is not a mess, I am not sore anywhere and no clothes were ripped. WTF?

Greta75 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/24/2014 1:36:20 AM)
I really said this to someone "When I first met you, I thought you were suave, smooth talker, and a total playboy, that you've probably screwed like a million women and just BSing me as IF, you had so little sexual experience, but after last night..., I believe you." What was I thinking right? I really liked him! Sometimes, I need to put my foot in my mouth!

Estafania -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/24/2014 5:27:34 PM)
I guess I'm just gonna hump my pillow now..

thinkyoucanhang -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/1/2014 12:32:48 PM)
I hoped it would be a case of; pretty wrapping paper with a nice bow, but the box turned out worse than last night's greasy Chinese delivery...

smileforme50 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/2/2014 6:41:41 AM)
"Hi...I really need to get my account straightened out....Yes....I'll hold..."

MsMJAY -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/2/2014 6:48:58 AM)
Really.....you shouldn't have.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/2/2014 7:44:24 AM)
[sm=dunno.gif]I wouldn't know what to say - I've never had "bad sex"

Transbabyjenni -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/2/2014 7:36:24 PM)
What the hell? Are you a sheep? Cause ewe were just terrible!

sloguy02246 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/2/2014 7:42:55 PM)
"No, really. I always yawn like that when I climax." "Well, what you lack in size, you make up for in speed." "Look, lover boy, $100 means $100. I don't care if that works out to $200 a minute for you." "Dammit, Mom! Knock first!"

footserver -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/5/2014 5:51:04 PM)
That was fine honey, but now is a good time for you to get up close and personal with the little bald guy in the roll-boat...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/5/2014 5:59:41 PM)
"You remember when you used to tell me 'relationships are 90/10....you give 90 and only expect 10 back'? What do you say tonight, you give your 10?"

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/5/2014 6:01:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr "I *knew* I should have hit on your girlfriend more!" "Have you been paralyzed since birth or just since the fifth drink?" "You *really* don't know why your husband left you? I have an idea ..." "Of all the sexual experiences I've ever had, that was almost one of them" "Honey, I know no one is ever going to mistake me for Johnny Holmes but being with you was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrbadexample44 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/6/2014 9:12:49 AM)
Your Mother raaawwwwwwksssssssssss!

DeineSKlavin -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/6/2014 11:48:05 PM)
Is it in yet?

Dvr22999874 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/7/2014 12:00:28 AM)
That's not my signet ring catching the skin, it's my wristwatch

Dvr22999874 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/7/2014 12:03:12 AM)
No, I'm not repeating myself, that's an echo we're getting

Dvr22999874 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/7/2014 12:04:35 AM)
How about you just lie still like you have been doing for 20 minutes and I'll put my hand in too and make my own entertainment

House91 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/7/2014 6:30:50 PM)
The police are here.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/8/2014 1:49:36 AM)
next time I'll take the rohypnol

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