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Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 4:48:51 PM

jlf1961

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Alright if people can complain about fin-doms, scammers, fake profiles, etc.

So here is my complaint:

There are not any nubile 20 t0 5o year old, average looking women who desire a totally crazy Dom living in west texas on a disability income.

Granted, I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, I am an agent of the Illuminati and working toward the creation of the one world government for the shape shifting aliens.

But that should not have a damn thing to do with it.

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 4:50:58 PM

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You forgot to mention your control of the weather. That's a HUGE plus!!

Unfortunately, Texas is a hard limit for me...

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 4:53:09 PM

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I know some hot women who'd love to move to east Texas but west Texas? No way. ;)

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 5:52:57 PM

LorraineCA

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I got the perfect nubile average looking woman for you and she wants to move to West Texas! Oh, wait... she is only 19-years-old. Darn!

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 10:20:26 PM

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Well, at least you aren't getting your hopes raised, then shattered. All of our prospective slavegirls vanish and delete their profiles, when they find out the wife is a preacher's daughter. C'mon. They aren't THAT scary!

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/18/2014 10:35:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Alright if people can complain about fin-doms, scammers, fake profiles, etc.

So here is my complaint:

There are not any nubile 20 t0 5o year old, average looking women who desire a totally crazy Dom living in west texas on a disability income.

Granted, I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, I am an agent of the Illuminati and working toward the creation of the one world government for the shape shifting aliens.

But that should not have a damn thing to do with it.

Dam You Jeff. I am not woman and 52... but if ya want Me... well We can talk ROFL. (anyone who has "frustrated Evil Villian" makes Me hot

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/19/2014 8:54:37 AM

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You need to teach the dogs to sleep in. It's being woken by the pack every damn morning before dawn that scares them off.

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RE: Another complaint thread - 1/19/2014 9:58:21 AM

tiggerspoohbear

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I just turned 51 4 days ago, I used to be nubile, I'm Canadian. I also wouldn't move anywhere that includes tornados and hurricanes, let alone deadly creepy crawlers of any type. Your mad skillz are quite another matter though.

Oh, wait, I forgot, I'd have to bring my Mister Man too. Guess that's the one that would be the harbinger of doom huh?