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What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 7:03:33 PM

LookieNoNookie

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How is it that Crown Royal tastes sooooo damn good at 5 in the afternoon when you get home that, you pour a short one (knowing you shouldn't pour any more than that...because you remember the repercussions of exceeding same) and then when that's gone you think (quite remarkably rationally)..."well....a small extra amount is in fact....only a 'little more'" and then when that's gone (and you've worked so hard to be good) suddenly "just a smidge more" sounds all the more logical.

(I'm at the "Just a smidge more seems all the more rational" level currently).

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 7:12:51 PM

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That's what the doctors call "tying one on."

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 7:20:06 PM

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Time had passed, and time is the only thing that removes alcohol from your bloodstream, so it's logical that you need to replace what had evaporated.
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 9:09:39 PM

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That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 9:25:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

I fail to see a problem with either of you as aunts.

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 9:55:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

I fail to see a problem with either of you as aunts.

I don't see the problem. I had aunts just like that when I was growing up, and I turned out just ... ok... wait... bad example. Never mind.

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 11:47:37 PM

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Time had passed, and time is the only thing that removes alcohol from your bloodstream, so it's logical that you need to replace what had evaporated.

That is TOTALLY logical!

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 11:48:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

I fail to see a problem with either of you as aunts.

Nor I.

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/22/2014 11:50:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

I fail to see a problem with either of you as aunts.

I don't see the problem. I had aunts just like that when I was growing up, and I turned out just ... ok... wait... bad example. Never mind.

We all slip in time. It's perfectly fine.

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/23/2014 12:00:00 AM

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I don't see the problem. I had aunts just like that when I was growing up, and I turned out just ... ok... wait... bad example. Never mind.

Heretic, you turned out to be wise, intelligent and have one hell of a sense of humor.

As for aunts who set a bad example, I had an "aunt" (family friend) who decided that I needed an education in certain things. I turned out okay and rarely get complaints from activities of a, shall we say, physical nature involving members of the female sex.

As for crown royal tasting good, I agree. And as long as you take it in moderation (meaning stop before you are knee walking, toilet hugging, make a pass at Medusa drunk) have as many as you want.

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RE: What I am having trouble grasping is.... - 1/23/2014 9:55:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
There's a reason my siblings kids refer to me as Aunt Bad Influence....

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
That's why my sister's husband years ago used to call me (o sooo nicely) a "rock pig". They never did let me babysit my niece. After all, I was the aunt who'd have her in bars by the age of 14. HAH they would are lost that bet!

I fail to see a problem with either of you as aunts.

I fail to see the problem too. She turned into an opinionated biotch on her own. See? The bad influence of keeping her away from me.

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