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how to - 1/26/2014 2:17:45 AM   
knight18


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Any one know of how to get a good mistress that speciaspecializes in strap and cei ?
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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 2:28:31 AM   
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Man, I hate to tell you... but that model was discontinued.

Friggin outsourcing. They decided they came up with a better model and made it cheaper. Saved on production time and everything.

If you can find one, they are really worth a bunch of money. Last one I saw was on ebay.

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 3:12:13 AM   
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I used to have one, then foolishly I left the batteries in when I put it away.

I guess if someone is interested in trying to clean it up, they could have it at a knock down price!

Failing that, get out into your local community, meet people and impress them with your awesomeness

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 3:32:52 AM   
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Sure.

You already know what you want and just want a woman - any woman - to cater to your specific fantasies. Simply pay a pro Domme.

And I asked you this before and you didn't answer - what's cei?

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 4:06:06 AM   
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quote:

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Sure.

You already know what you want and just want a woman - any woman - to cater to your specific fantasies. Simply pay a pro Domme.

And I asked you this before and you didn't answer - what's cei?


cock-end immolation?





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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 4:47:08 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Did you read the stickies at the top of the ask a mistress forum? They may be of help.

If you want is someone to cater to your fetishes, than yes a pro is the way to go.

You're in CA, a kink filled state. Get out into your local community and learn about BDSM. For one thing it would get you away from the porn.

I too would love to know what CEI is.

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 5:50:04 AM   
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I just googled BDSM CEI. It stands for Cum Eating Instruction.

I often tell people that no matter how long I have been in the lifestyle I always have occasion to learn something new. Sometimes I learn things that I wish I had not learned.

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 6:30:21 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I used to have one, then foolishly I left the batteries in when I put it away.

I guess if someone is interested in trying to clean it up, they could have it at a knock down price!

Failing that, get out into your local community, meet people and impress them with your awesomeness


That's why I got the electric model. No more running out in the middle of the night to buy batteries. Plus I get the added enjoyment of watching her face when she is chasing me and reaches the end of her cord.

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 6:43:45 AM   
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I just googled BDSM CEI. It stands for Cum Eating Instruction.

Yeah. I was about to post this. It has a cousin, JOI = jack-off instruction.

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 7:09:48 AM   
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I just googled BDSM CEI. It stands for Cum Eating Instruction.

Yeah. I was about to post this. It has a cousin, JOI = jack-off instruction.


Because clearly one cannot learn to do these thing by yourself. You need instructions. LOL

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 10:24:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MsMJAY

I just googled BDSM CEI. It stands for Cum Eating Instruction.




My suggestion sounds a lot more fun...for the dominant, anyway

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 10:45:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsMJAY


quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsMJAY
I just googled BDSM CEI. It stands for Cum Eating Instruction.

Yeah. I was about to post this. It has a cousin, JOI = jack-off instruction.


Because clearly one cannot learn to do these thing by yourself. You need instructions. LOL


1. Place cock into hand (see Illustration A). If cock does not fit in hand, then skip the rest of the instructions and head to the nearest party.
2. With cock firmly grasped in hand, use an up-and-down motion to stimulate the cock. (Take Illustration A and shake it.)

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RE: how to - 1/26/2014 5:05:09 PM   
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I still have one. It's in mint condition, still in the original packaging. They're collectors items now. I won't let mine go for less than $5000. Don't buy the ones on eBay though. They're cheap knock-offs made in China. They'll fall apart after one use.

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