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JstAnotherSub -> 50 shades of white? hahaha (1/26/2014 2:30:51 AM)
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I just found this while reading some comments about the upcoming movie. It was posted by "Tom G" and it cracked me up.
FIFTY SHADES OF WHITE
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Barnes and Noble way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey"……….
……… Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked…..Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left t*t!
Mabel screamed,
her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned
then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that night.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned Fifty Shades of White.
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