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MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a stoner themed diner. (1/26/2014 8:01:18 PM)
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Sell them a brownie first.
Then you can serve, well, anything. You'll make a huge profit.
This isn't one of my stories but I'll appropriate it for the moment.
Someone I knew went on a year abroad in Israel. He and his friend went to Egypt on break and spent an afternoon on a beach along the Red Sea. They were served pipes of hashish from the establishment and then the waiter took their order. Banana pancakes. Those take about 10 minutes to makes even if you have to make the batter from scratch. Apparently service isn't as prompt in Egypt for a couple of drunk, stoned, Jewish-Americans as it is stateside. About a half hour later the waiter appeared with the pancakes. Meanwhile they both got hungrier and hungrier as the marijuana took effect. They had also forgotten about the order they had placed much earlier.
"Dude! That guy is a frelling genius! We wanted pancakes and he just showed up with them!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!
From what I heard those were the best banana pancakes ever made on this planet.
The waiter got one hell of a tip from utterly poor service.
The fact of the matter is if it's edible or shiny you can sell anything to a stoner.
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