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The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 11:33:02 AM

jlf1961

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1) A pack of strippers, preferably red headed irish lasses aged to perfection, 19 1/2 years old, breasts not to small or too big.

2) A fully stocked bar, four bottles of Canadian whiskey to every other whiskey, but equal in number to the single malt scotch.

3) Topless waitresses.

4) 50 pounds of nachos.

5) 30 gallons of onion dip

6) fifty cases of ruffles patato chips.

7) 500 pizzas of various combinations excluding anchovies.

8) One jumbotron to watch the game on.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 1:43:37 PM

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According to P.J. O'Rourke the perfect party is:

1) One bottle of vodka.
2) One ounce of cocaine.
3) Copies of Penthouse from the 1970's when it was really dirty.
4) No invitees.

- "A Bachelor's Home Companion: A Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig" I may have paraphrased a bit.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 2:00:46 PM

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1) Couple of bags of munchos

2) Jones cream soda (made with sugar cane)

3) Sweet treat

4) Cuddle into bed with a couple of funny or action or animated movies.

5) MOST OBVIOUSLY ignore the Super Bowl, except for maybe the half show, since MM won't be here.

6) PFFFFBBBBTTT !!!!!!

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 2:06:32 PM

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Hot wings and ranch dressing
Queso and chips
A bottle of cognac
6 liters of coke
An ounce of legal weed
Skip the game, watch the commercials

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 2:55:17 PM

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Watch the Puppy Bowl instead, much cuter.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 4:09:43 PM

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So far nobody has thought to include the need for a disconsolate New England fan who spends the entire game vacillating between angrily complaining "This is all bullshit anyway without the Pats here, baby!" and staring off dreamily into the distance while muttering "I wonder what Tom Brady is doing right now. What do you think he's wearing?"

Disconsolate New England fans can be rented at reasonable rates if you don't have any in your area, but they're going fast. Hit me up. #schadenfreude

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 4:26:28 PM

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1) A six pack of Samuel Adams Winter Ale (to be shared amongst three people)

2) Home-made chicken nuggets made from real breast meat.

3) Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dogs

4) Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi

5) 60" (Minimum) HDTV

6) The only ladies allowed at my party are Dana (My best friend who knows more about football than most guys I know) and the lady who will be servicing me during halftime. She'll be gagged, during the game, itself.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 4:47:56 PM

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I don't follow football the way I used to. I pretty much haven't bothered since I moved to Alaska. I think the whole Penn State scandal seriously effected My love for the game. Yeah, I know that's college ball and we're talking about the pros/Superbowl, but I'm weird like that.

My must have list for the perfect Superbowl? Seasons one and two of "The Walking Dead" that will be playing on AMC.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 4:59:49 PM

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i said a Jumbotron to watch the game, but did I say which game? NFL.com has a number of past Superbowl on dvd. so if your team did not make it this year, pick a year when they did.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 5:14:46 PM

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Some how you all missed the bathtub full of jello for the party!

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 5:23:14 PM

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Some how you all missed the bathtub full of jello for the party!

Actually I was thinking a pudding wrestling ring would be a nice addition.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 5:48:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: anniezz338

Hot wings and ranch dressing
Queso and chips
A bottle of cognac
6 liters of coke
An ounce of legal weed
Skip the game, watch the commercials

This bugs me quite a bit. Anniezz338 you are not to blame but you are the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

Queso is not a dip. It is Spanish for cheese. Chile Con Queso or Salsa Con Queso is probably what you are referring to.

A big block of cheddar? That's queso. Brie melting in a warming dish? Stilton, camembert, Paneer? That's queso. Casu Marzu, that Italian cheese with live maggots in it is also queso.

People speak to convey ideas. Accuracy is paramount in that endeavor.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 5:56:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

quote:

ORIGINAL: anniezz338

Hot wings and ranch dressing
Queso and chips
A bottle of cognac
6 liters of coke
An ounce of legal weed
Skip the game, watch the commercials

This bugs me quite a bit. Anniezz338 you are not to blame but you are the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

Queso is not a dip. It is Spanish for cheese. Chile Con Queso or Salsa Con Queso is probably what you are referring to.

A big block of cheddar? That's queso. Brie melting in a warming dish? Stilton, camembert, Paneer? That's queso. Casu Marzu, that Italian cheese with live maggots in it is also queso.

People speak to convey ideas. Accuracy is paramount in that endeavor.

Then sir, what is the correct name for the commercial cans of pasteurized, blended, reconstituted, mostly hydrogenated semi liquid cheese looking stuff with the label Queso?

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:00:11 PM

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Sheesh, I stand corrected. I never would have put cheese in the "accuracy is paramount" compartment. I'm not a chef. I was only talking velvetta and rotel.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:07:12 PM

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Then sir, what is the correct name for the commercial cans of pasteurized, blended, reconstituted, mostly hydrogenated semi liquid cheese looking stuff with the label Queso?

The FDA calls it "cheese food product." It is required to be listed as such on the can.

Personally? I call it garbage that even my cat won't eat. If you will excuse me I am going to go enjoy some smoked gouda (yet another queso.)

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:07:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

1) A pack of strippers, preferably red headed irish lasses aged to perfection, 19 1/2 years old, breasts not to small or too big.

2) A fully stocked bar, four bottles of Canadian whiskey to every other whiskey, but equal in number to the single malt scotch.

3) Topless waitresses.

4) 50 pounds of nachos.

5) 30 gallons of onion dip

6) fifty cases of ruffles patato chips.

7) 500 pizzas of various combinations excluding anchovies.

8) One jumbotron to watch the game on.

You left out "12th Man" flags.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:22:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

The FDA calls it "cheese food product." It is required to be listed as such on the can.

Personally? I call it garbage that even my cat won't eat. If you will excuse me I am going to go enjoy some smoked gouda (yet another queso.)

Thank You for correcting this lowly peasant from Your realm on high.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:23:38 PM

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My Seahawks on the field. Anything else is just gravy.

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 6:29:33 PM

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Watch the Puppy Bowl instead, much cuter.

And this year they are having a kitten bowl too!

And...I saw this "Snackadium" on The Food Network this past weekend...yum!

http://blog.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/2014/01/the-kitchens-snackadium-and-snack-recipes/

< Message edited by playfulotter -- 1/27/2014 6:31:34 PM >

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RE: The must have list for the perfect super bowl party. - 1/27/2014 8:50:21 PM

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I gotta work at the bar for the game. I'll hear it, but won't be able to see it too much, and getting buzzed isn't on the agenda for me.

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