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TexasMaam -> "man" of the House (7/5/2006 6:43:48 PM)

The husband  had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He  stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
 
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to  know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want  you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished  eating  my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
 
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
 
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my  hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be  my guess."
 
 




MistressDREAD -> RE: "man" of the House (7/5/2006 7:41:51 PM)

[:D][:)][8D][:-][;)]



subaltern -> RE: "man" of the House (7/5/2006 8:23:44 PM)

*laughs*  Thank You, that's the first time i've laughed all day. :D

tristan



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: "man" of the House (7/5/2006 9:27:37 PM)

LOL, very funny... It's the second time I'm seeing it, but it still is hilarious.
I actually thought the thread was about you announcing who runs the man and the house like you and I. [;)]

Will you turn on your profile and write to me woman!   I can't find you on the other side.   M



kc692 -> RE: "man" of the House (7/5/2006 9:36:19 PM)

I hope everything on other side is turned back on and you're back here, TM, lol, and thank you; I am getting ready to retire for the evening, and that put a smile on my face and prepared me for pleasant dreams, thanks again, Maam!!![:D][:D][;)]



Oumae -> RE: "man" of the House (7/6/2006 4:38:57 AM)

Lol...enjoyed that.

Here is a link to a song that suits the joke.

http://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf

Oumae



kc692 -> RE: "man" of the House (7/6/2006 6:12:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Oumae

Lol...enjoyed that.

Here is a link to a song that suits the joke.

http://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf

Oumae


Good to see you!!!![:D][:D]



truesub4u -> RE: "man" of the House (7/6/2006 8:23:17 AM)

LOL... now that was damn funny......... thanks... i'll be smiling all day long [:D][:D]



enigmabrat -> RE: "man" of the House (7/6/2006 7:53:51 PM)

::rolls around giggling::



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