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I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/27/2014 7:17:58 PM

jlf1961

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I have been told, but I sincerely doubt it, I mean god just would not do something like this, but it seems that the humans who do not originate in Texas are of the same species of humans that do originate in Texas. That they are just as good as Texans are.

How can this be possible? This means that it does not matter what state or country a human is born in, they are all the same.

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RE: I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/27/2014 7:41:59 PM

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I had my essential moment of beginning in Texas, so I really couldn't speak to the theory.

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RE: I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/27/2014 9:29:44 PM

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Of course you lot are different.

You can get perfection like *does sweeping arm gesture at self* THIS outside of New England. It was only possible by the carefully placed genes of several continents by people with the morals of alley-cats. Perfection is the only possible result of generations of hybrid vigor!

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RE: I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/28/2014 5:50:07 AM

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"Hybrid Vigor"?
Wasn't that a Webb Wilder album? I think he's from Texas...

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RE: I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/28/2014 10:19:43 AM

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Non-Texans have weaker necks because they wear no or smaller hats than Texans do.

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RE: I cant believe it, GOD would not do this.... - 1/28/2014 4:53:31 PM

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I have been told, but I sincerely doubt it, I mean god just would not do something like this, but it seems that the humans who do not originate in Texas are of the same species of humans that do originate in Texas. That they are just as good as Texans are.

How can this be possible? This means that it does not matter what state or country a human is born in, they are all the same.

I understand.

It's kind of like what rational, right minded thinking humans are experiencing currently with the whole concept of...."why did the Bronco's fly anything more than a conciliatory (apologetic) group to NJ in the last few days? What a complete waste of good jet fuel".

I totally get it.

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